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I genuinely hope this email crashes into your life like a wrecking ball—right when you thought things couldn't get worse. Maybe your coffee’s already cold, your inbox is a dumpster fire, or your favorite show just got canceled. Fingers crossed.
If life’s a trainwreck right now, perfect! If not... well, here’s hoping this email at least makes you question your life choices for a few seconds.
May your day be just inconvenient enough to keep you humble.
With zero sympathy,
-WICKED-