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MLG Snoop Doge 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm 
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PABLO 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:07pm 
cheating piece of ♥♥♥♥
OsamaBinAlan 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:06pm 
I am a hard-working individual who will put my all into any task or activity offered to me, I really enjoy a challenge and never shy away from one. I am a calm, congruent individual who treats everyone with unconditional positive regard. I am a person who is respectful and well mannered. I have tried a good variety of job roles in previous years, this goes to show how adaptable I am to new experiences; however, I have been pursuing my ambitions and passion of becoming a global elite this means I will be a gamer for the next three years. Hence the reason I am applying for this role; the advertised fifteen hours that I found on the job search website Indeed would be perfect to practice AWP in
MLG Snoop Doge 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
-rep
Newbie 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am 
no life player
Xzety 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm 
cheating ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥ pls
Subliminalz 28 Aug, 2021 @ 6:08am 
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MLG Snoop Doge 6 Aug, 2021 @ 5:01am 
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Minas Morgul 29 Oct, 2020 @ 1:15pm 
FYCKING RETARTED BUSTARD
coolboiipeek 4 Oct, 2020 @ 4:11am 
hey mate. added you regarding an old app you used to play called epics. a csgo card game
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MLG Snoop Doge 4 Feb, 2020 @ 11:00am 
IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx
MLG Snoop Doge 30 Jan, 2020 @ 5:37pm 
met this dude at a gay bar last week and he asked me if i was a trap or a legit woman, i wasnt sure if it was an insult or a compliment. i let him take me home and his mom told us we needed to keep it quiet and not let the bed frame hit the wall too much, idk where she got the idea id be sleeping with him cause it seemed like all he wanted to do all night was play dishonored and listen to emo trap music. the music was alright but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy couldnt go a second without being spotted in dishonored. had to watch him reload his save 50 times just to take out the high overseer. i was really scared that he was gonna hurt me so i checked his f-list on my phone, read "No dirty feet" and was like ♥♥♥♥ i need to bounce. anyway, he contacted me on myspace the next day and asked if i was up for round 2, not sure if round 2 meant he was about to start up the second mission in dishonored or if he actually wanted to plow the puke out of my throat but i told him yes anyway.
KsKings 12 Aug, 2019 @ 10:08am 
even with cheats bad as ♥♥♥♥!
MLG Snoop Doge 9 May, 2019 @ 7:25am 
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.

It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
MLG Snoop Doge 9 May, 2019 @ 7:25am 
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.

I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the ♥♥♥. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own ♥♥♥ and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.

Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole
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MLG Snoop Doge 6 Oct, 2018 @ 7:22am 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
kovacs 11 Aug, 2018 @ 3:05pm 
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Just a little guy 10 Aug, 2018 @ 9:43pm 
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kovacs 10 Aug, 2018 @ 5:06pm 
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MLG Snoop Doge 6 Aug, 2018 @ 1:47pm 
peice of ♥♥♥♥
steal my text and delet on own profil
coward and a dogplayer
anaraxic ♥♥♥♥♥
AnarXict✈ 6 Aug, 2018 @ 1:45pm 
Think you're a big tough girl cause you removed me on Facebook? Think you're some sort of sly intellectual, think I wouldn't have found out? Think you're above the law, above social interaction, above ME? Think you're a big, safe woman in a big, safe mansion with a safe untraceable IP address on your big safe unhackable computer? Think this was some trivial action on your part, think this was just a mere flick of the wrist to enjoy your Facebook experience without seeing far-right shiposting, schizotypal pretentious ramblings, and metrosexual selfies from a girl you've never spoken to in your life?

I know you're reading this, I know you have nothing better to do on a Tuesday night so I'm giving you 24 hours to come see me and remove me to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. Your time starts now kiddo.
Alsiti 28 Jun, 2018 @ 11:57pm 
play with cheat
Dabuba 12 Apr, 2018 @ 7:49am 
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MLG Snoop Doge 1 Apr, 2018 @ 11:25am 
Would I consider myself black? Depends on the day. Sometimes on Tuesday I'm feeling a little - different, I guess. I'd consider myself transfluid. What sparks these transitions - I don't know. Maybe chemicals in my brain, some receptors are a little fried. Full moon. Other things like - just the tides, when they change, the altitude sometimes. I've been up at 8000 feet and I was feeling, just straight caucasian you know. When I get into an airplane I become muslim. Theres this one black guy with dreads - but he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He's the guy who said I couldn't say I was black. I said that I was black and some guy said that I wasn't, and then I said why can't I be black and he said cuz you're not black and I'm said I'm black - and he said no. I can't be black I guess. Do I want to be black? No - but I'd like to be able to be black if I want.
MLG Snoop Doge 1 Apr, 2018 @ 11:21am 
Does anyone else find Mufasa's death scene sexually arousing? When Scar pierces Mufasa's paws and he cries for help I can feel the blood from my body slowly makes it's way down to my penis, which screams in lustful harmony as Mufasa cries out in pain. And then he lies on the floor, dead and still, as if he were a silent woman laying on her bed, fully nude, beckoning you to ♥♥♥♥ her. Place yourself in the position of Simba; the man whom once dominated you in your everyday life now lies unable to be dominated - it is the dream of every sub to be the dom for once. Then Simba approaches his dead father and with his small, weak and subordinate yet at this moment powerful paw, begins grazing against Mufasa's soft pelt. Then he cries, the dominated breaks down once more even in the stillness of his dominatrix. Maybe it's just me, but I really get off to Simba crying over his dead father.
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MLG Snoop Doge 23 Mar, 2018 @ 3:26pm 
Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.
robo0o 8 Mar, 2018 @ 1:17am 
tfu nice cheat
MLG Snoop Doge 18 Feb, 2018 @ 3:06am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
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MLG Snoop Doge 29 Jan, 2018 @ 2:24pm 
Unskilled monkey u tapping in body its skill and ur rank DMG-PRO u tell kick him he noob and because I don't try win this game P.S dude u need brains and my main rank global elite :D
BOT Ox !! ☕ 29 Jan, 2018 @ 4:48am 
+rep
STOINKY BANDOIT 29 Oct, 2017 @ 10:31am 
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MLG Snoop Doge 29 Oct, 2017 @ 10:30am 
Nice response man. "lol". Wow, that really got me thinking. Seriously though, if you want to argue with me, atleast try to sound intelligent. I know you're not. Well, atleast not when compared to me. But you can try. You shouldn't waste the time of a genius. For all you know, I could be solving a huge mathematical problem (again, for the third time this week!) at the moment, and you might be distracting me. See, that's the one thing I don't like about average people. They don't respect us geniuses. Honestly, because of my extraordinarily high IQ, I've had a lot of problems. For example, whenever I tell someone about my accomplishments in life (for example, I fully understood quantum physics at an age of 11, self taught), they become really clingy, because they know I'm going to become a millionaire someday.
STOINKY BANDOIT 29 Oct, 2017 @ 10:30am 
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MLG Snoop Doge 29 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am 
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Junkrat. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful bombs. The child bearing hips of a literal Australian. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Junkrat pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
Starey 16 Sep, 2017 @ 12:01am 
+rep good player :prolBingbong:
MLG Snoop Doge 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:41am 
It has been 4 hours since i succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made i felt a shockwave through my body. I have a reason to believe i have super strength and telekinesis. 3 hours after contact i noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its. I fear for my safety, i'm not sure what sort of power i may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If i don't update this again please send help.
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MLG Snoop Doge 5 Jul, 2017 @ 3:21am 
WHY YOU CHECKIN MY PRO-FILE! YOU JUST GOT REKT ♥♥♥♥♥! LOLLLLLLL!!!!My name is Cody James Miller- I have a addiction to headshots and love smashing button's and scrub noobs when I have the time and I enjoy long blunt walks on the beach. It could be a number of games where I most likely killed you and those games are DARK SOULS 3 - CS:GO/CS:SOURCE - World of Warcraft - I have enjoyed gaming competitively in PC FPS Games since 2001 when I was 9 year's old and got a PC with Unreal Tournament 99, I then became hooked on boom headshotz and In 2003, Unreal Tournament 2k3 was released and I still played alot of Counter-strike 1.6 and UT99 and I loved it so I started competing in the North American League' scene and when Unreal Tournament 2004 was released that was the beginning of my headshot addiction so I joined a league for competive play in 2004 and the experience and intense fun while I pwned noobs and other competitive friends in the community.
Just a little guy 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:02pm 
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knockerz- 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
даун ♥♥♥♥♥♥, крысит на дме
Arconada 1 Jul, 2017 @ 8:41am 
Added to talk about your team.
MLG Snoop Doge 26 May, 2017 @ 12:53pm 
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