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moist 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Simon Sourdough 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Emilio 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14pm 
The enemy took down two towers, New York was hurt, and America was shaken. But there was one Tower in New York that prevailed, and from that city and that Tower, God raised up a man who would bring healing to this nation. If the enemy took down two towers, the healing will be double. That is why Donald Trump must complete two terms in office. Re election is not a political issue but an issue of healing. The Twin Towers were not united; they were separated by a space.
moist 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12am 
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Der rote Stuhl vom XXXLutz 31 May, 2024 @ 2:05pm 
Rules for Kitten

1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

3. Eat at least two meals a each day.

4.Eat one healthy snack each day.

5.No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-

7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!

10. No drinking without permission.

11. No Drugs.

12. No eating after 8 pm.

13. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
moist 14 Mar, 2024 @ 12:29pm 
@everyone Hello everyone! New rule has been added (cant believe I have to say this) please do not give birth in the vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. I don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy this server. This is your final warning.
McDoots 22 Jan, 2024 @ 2:55am 
Nothing better when you think you’re going to get the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥, 12 rolls of big roll and maybe a shower tae clean up the slaughter hoose and you end up doin’ a spotless depth charger that splashes yer arse as a thank you for it’s release. 🤘
Niffum 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44pm 
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and ♥♥♥♥♥ lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk.
Ho☋ms 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm 
Well actually they're both wrong at the end. 5.1 inches in length and 4.5 inches in girth definitely isn't small or above average, but it's perfectly on the mark when it comes to being average. You can't get more average than those measurements.
McDoots 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am 
I was first just slightly annoyed by your unoriginal and unfunny comment. Now that my clearly not serious critique has been removed, I am rather angry.

I just wanted you to know that you are damn lucky to not live nearby to me, because I can be rather irrational, when angry.
McDoots 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35am 
he calls himself "mighty tom" and he says that for a reason. Look at his body - he looks like a real Greek God that went down from the Olympus. His muscles overshadow the CS, his beautiful pumped up legs show how strong and massive he is. His body is literally the Olympus top for all CS players...

Long Live my Dear Mighty King!
McDoots 21 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am 
taking advantage of idiots doesn't prove capitalism is broken, it proves the human gene pool is weak and needs to evolve. socialism solves nothing, government solves nothing. humanity's future must be anarchy, we must be self-reliant and free to create, we must engineer our DNA and or merge with machine to become super-intelligent, to be gods that can create and destroy as we see fit. we can speed run towards this path in the coming years if we accept it, if we choose the opposite (communism) we will enter a thousand year dark age where only a special few evolve and the rest of humanity is kept around as livestock with no autonomy. reject communism, embrace gene editing and merge with technology, eradicate government and meet your maker.
Niffum 21 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40pm 
My favourite sound ever!!! .... I had my childhood in Soviet Union and this sound brings me back to my early days when my Mom used to wet fart.... over 30 years flown by so fast, no Mom around, no USSR, no cloudless days of childhood... but one day I heard this very sound and like in Time Machine it returned me back to my bedroom.... my head's on my Mom's ass... I'm falling asleep so sweetly....pleasant sound, soft warm air ....life is wonderful....
McDoots 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28am 
i will gladly give you my ig and you can fap to my physique bozo 😂
Niffum 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm 
HELLLLO JERMA, How are you, im incredibly drunk. Im german so basically im a Germa hjahahahah how are you doing
McDoots 5 May, 2022 @ 4:17am 
I think you need a break, you need to calm down, you need to do more for others, it’s not all about you, yes this is your profile and we are playing with you and we enjoy you going nuts because it’s funny but what about the plight in some distant land somewhere? Can we just all take a moment to pause and reflect. P.s do you give to charity? what flag do you have in your bio? it’s important we do what James Corden wants us to do
McDoots 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:27am 
its amazing to me how there are so many degenerates like you on Steam who apparently do nothing but post cringe bait threads all day. the character youre playing is supposed to be unfunny but this kind of humor is annoying on a platform such as Steam. take this garbage back to 4chan or some other incel community where it belongs.
Emilio 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54am 
I remember back in 1691 driving down the highway listening to "Seven Nation Army" by Aerosmith in my 2003 Tesla when grandpa King William III called and said he bought himself a new 2020 BMW R8. With Ho Chi Minh in the backseat during the time when my grandpa called
30MBI 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm 
-rep d0g sh1t play in team with hax when losed
Niffum 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am 
If I 👁 walked 🚶 up ⬆ to you 👈 right ✔ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦 now, you 👈 being a dude 😎, and I 👁 being a dude 😎, and you 👉 were turned 😍 on 🔛 by me, that would be GAY 🌈🤤! It's no 🚫 difference 😡 for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦🍑 traps ⛓! Just because they dress 👗 like 👍🏻 a chick 🐥, that don't 🚫 mean 😏 they are a chick 🐣 'cause 🎗 they have a ♥♥♥♥ 🍆, and that's ✔ GAY 🌈👬! And don't ❌ say 🗣 that the ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 makes 🖕 it cuter 😭👌 because that doesn't make 🖕 it cuter 😭👌 - THAT makes 🖕 it even 🌃 GAYER!

THAT MAKES 🖕 YOU 👈 GAY 🏳️‍🌈! ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅🍑♀!
Niffum 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am 
And you 👈🏼 send 📩 me pictures 🖼 of them, with their little 👌 skirts 👊🏻😎👋🏻 lifted 🛴 up ⬆, and their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑👉🖕 nuts 🌰🍆💦 hanging 🔛 out - I 👁 DON'T 🚫 WANT 😋 TO SEE 👀 THAT ♥♥♥♥ 👌! I'M 💘 NOT GAY 🌈👨 LIKE 💖 YOU 👈! STOP 🛑✋ SENDING 📨 ME HENTAI 👯💓👧! STOP 🚫 SENDING 📨 ME ANIME 😹 PICTURES 🖼!

STOP 🛑 SENDING 📨 ME TRAPS ⛓!

OH 🙀 MY GOD 🙏🏻!
Simon Sourdough 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
McDoots 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am 
what's up? Remember me? lmfao, small world, this internet of ours. Hope you're doing well
McDoots 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am 
Saw is a masterpiece of directing, the screenplay top notch, acting good and the damned things you could expect from a dark piece of hypomodernistic comedies. Your taste in movies is challenging if you dislike the Saw series.
My taste is a bit more refined than the usual persons. I like movies such as the Saw series because they constitute a terribly good series of movies. I could go on with cinematic masterpieces but I'm fairly sure you wouldn't get the point either way.
Niffum 19 Aug, 2021 @ 8:07pm 
🥺 Please daddy, give me your ♥♥♥♥ 🥺 *bends over and arches back, shakes butt 🥺
Simon Sourdough 6 Aug, 2021 @ 5:38am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁
McDoots 4 Aug, 2021 @ 8:10am 
I used to dominate Mario kart 7 leaderboards for 3 years straight! And this is one of the funniest profiles I’ve ever seen in years
McDoots 21 Jul, 2021 @ 11:47am 
Yeah, right, like Alex Jones hasn't been predicting every single thing that is happening since years ago.

You should be called dumb if you really believe the way of locking everyone down and using global media for fear mongering wasn't intended for vaccinating and Covi-Pass...
McDoots 22 Jan, 2021 @ 3:17am 
so all who is in this thread are nerds? Are you dump? I mean, some of us still does activites etc., you can't say that just because it's a nerd profile
Emilio 12 Jan, 2021 @ 1:20pm 
This is my magic sex gun. All I do is point it at a woman I want to ♥♥♥♥, and BANG! She's all over me. How does it work? Go to MagicSexGun.com . You can have your own! And it's not buying hookers, not using personal sites, and definitely not spanking it to porn... so go to MagicSexGun.com before we take the site down. This magic sex gun works especially well on younger women. Point your magic sex gun at your innocent-looking young coworker and bam! She's sucking your ♥♥♥♥ below the desk. Point it at the cute young French woman bagging your groceries and bam! She's letting you rail her behind the dumpster. And of course... point it at any girl on a dating app site, and well... you'll feel like you have a sex machine gun with all the women you're mowing down. This is only if you go to MagicSexGun.com . Get it right now: MagicSexGun.com . There's only so many magic sex guns available, so you want to get in while the getting is good. MAGICSEXGUN.COM!
Waddles 13 Jan, 2020 @ 2:31pm 
lmao this guy
spicybarbecue 13 Jan, 2020 @ 2:29pm 
-rep abusing game mechanic
McDoots 7 Jan, 2020 @ 2:05am 
You’re right you have Muslims plow down dozens of people and kill your people and your government does nothing. Or how about America’s economy doing amazing and at a 3% growth whereas your economy is pathetic and your own leader don’t know where brexit will lead you. Isn’t there a British version of Steam that people use? Oh yeah there is not because just like most products you use daily America invented it. Pathetic limey loser. I was in England months ago your weather is trash your women are ugly and there are Muslims everywhere what’s your country going to be like 90 years from now? How many Muslims? Hahahahahaha
McDoots 18 Sep, 2019 @ 9:42pm 
My Uncle will rape your Uncle and he has a bigger ♥♥♥♥ (ive been harassed by both)
Simon Sourdough 18 Aug, 2019 @ 7:47am 
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Der rote Stuhl vom XXXLutz 15 Jun, 2019 @ 4:15pm 
Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.
McDoots 4 Jun, 2019 @ 3:00pm 
Hey honey, what are you doing?
It says you're looking for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Is that true? U naughty boy!
I'm very good in the bedroom but I don't know if you can handle it...
Want to see my tits?
U should check out my profiie *i hope you like my pictures*
Link --> https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/id/mcdoots/
McDoots 15 Jan, 2019 @ 6:56am 
Men and women should be equal before the law but equality of oppotunity is just a sham made by socialists to disguise their doctrine and prey on the tax payer. It's unatainable and draconian if taken to its logical consequences.
McDoots 27 Nov, 2018 @ 2:30pm 
Hm? My net worth is 350k, so I’m a 10%er. I get an annual salary of 650k a year. I have dated many sexy models with F cups. I hang out with the likes of Lebron James and Justin Bieber. Stay hating kid, I’m probs earning more money this second than you will in your entire lifetime.
McDoots 9 Sep, 2018 @ 12:35pm 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy :wink: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished
Eva 8 Sep, 2018 @ 7:44pm 
I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept
Emilio 30 Aug, 2018 @ 1:53am 
I will give you early access to my genitals. DLC, early access, pre order, how about you all "pre order" dees nuts into your mouths? I can't blame the devs for all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to pay for dirt that's been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a hobo.
Natacha 21 Jul, 2018 @ 5:54am 
Hi, I can trade my AK Vulcan ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
Katie 28 Jun, 2018 @ 8:45pm 
I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
McDoots 24 May, 2018 @ 9:41am 
You talk about you nuclear capabilities, but mine are so massive and powerfull that I pray to God they will never have to be used
Emilio 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:10pm 
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
Der rote Stuhl vom XXXLutz 5 Apr, 2018 @ 9:16am 
add this guy plz, he is very good and friendly man (only if u a girl, hes not gay lol)
McDoots 12 Mar, 2018 @ 10:51am 
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, andI can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a docmument confirming that I have no soul.
Fralla8 26 Feb, 2018 @ 9:13am 
I'm more of a hamburger person and I feel extremely violated thanks. Love Son
McDoots 9 Feb, 2018 @ 9:22am 
i could murder you with my chiseled jawline and boisterous quadriceps