Recent reviews by duddles

Outer Wilds is an incredible, thought-provoking game that can be pleasantly summarised as a category-5 'bruh' moment.

I can't think of many other games in recent history that has had me experience the sheer, gripping terror of being sucked into the orbit of a black hole at mach 10 speeds, screaming my lungs out with the words "STOPPP IIIIIT".

It's one of those games where you can experience it fully only once - because it's all about the journey and how you explore the solar system that makes the game truly a unique experience. All the better if you have a friend who has finished the game watch your journey, who ends up laughing hysterically at you as you somehow manage to stumble into important information through sheer dumb luck.

But yeah, it's pretty good. 10/10, would get trapped in a sand cave and impaled by a stalactite again.

submarine

Gaming

You should DEFINITELY play this game. Like, right now.

Do it.

The Long Dark is a very interesting game, one that can be both peaceful and tense at the same time.

There's something particularly soothing, coming to the top of a mountain, starving, just as the Aurora fills the night sky, and you're left with a beautiful view of the land to look at whilst you completely forget the fact you're on the brink of starvation.

Funnily enough, it's not so much the gameplay that I find enjoyable about this game - it's more so coming across all the desolate areas and all the views that one can find.
The atmosphere and landscape of the game is breath-taking, and I personally adore it's artstyle. I find it's a fantastic game to play when I find myself lacking something to do, just because this game is strangely calming in it's own special way, especially when combined with your own choice of music.
Along with the new addition of Story mode, the game is even better and expands upon it's universe a little more.

Whilst it may not be particularly action-packed 95% of the time, The Long Dark is still a fantastic game if you're looking for a survival game that doesn't throw zombies or aliens at you - just the harshness of nature and what else it can throw at you, whilst you survive the Quiet Apocalypse.

Who would win?

An elite band of religious zealots who want to eradicate evil 'n sh!t.
VS.
Some sourcey boiz.

Payday but not actually payday because you most likely don't have a job so you miss out on real life opportunities like robbing banks and hijacking armored cars for money.

Window Frame tells the story of a fat lady trying to lose weight, and so she decides to run across roof tops whilst playing pranks on the elderly and the insecure.

However, her lesbian sister boyfriend gets into trouble with the fuzz, and it's up to Fathi to get the girl of his dreams and save the world from the brink of weight gain!

WANNA BE A REAL GOOD DADDY?

In this ultra-hyper-duper-super-realistic simulator of Avatar, you crash on a remote island that has a buttload of naked, sexy cannibals that don't need your consent to sleep with you!
Not only that, the cannibals have friends of their own, varying from baby kamikaze, to squid monsters, to sumo wrestlers and spidergirls! With such a broad range of customers you will never be bored!

Watch out for the lizards though.
Damn things will haunt you if you so much as touch them.

Beware the evil lizards of the Forest lands!

I've got another settlement that needs our help.

I'll mark it on your map.