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ㅤ* You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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