-rep Thought he was a devoted follower of Papa Emeritus… turns out he betrayed the Clergy by skipping the ritual and listening to Nickelback instead. Truly unforgivable. May Papa have mercy on his soul.

Do you know where the egg chute is?

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'Sex Slave' woman wanted for burglary

A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce McKinney, 58, was accused if telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mormon missionary and making him her sex slave.

The lottery numbers are 4, 13, 25, 41, 48, 53

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