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where is the server. i played too much on your server and i want to get my old thoughts when i played it. i have an idea if we could download the map people could still enjoy it.
pls bring it back
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I’m a 27 year old Nederlander (Dutchman for you kankerallochtonen). I grow tulips in my garden and spend my days perfecting this art and playing superior Dutch games (Killzone, Overlord, De Blob, A2 Racer)
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I speak Dutch fluently, Algemeen Beschaafd Nederlands, Brabants, and the Frisian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dutch history and their compromise-creed, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Dutch paspoort, I am moving to Amsterdam to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an immigrant, pooier, or major of Rotterdam!