sharp aim

Oh, George, you think you're clever,
But every word you speak just makes it worse forever.
Your jokes fall flat, your smile’s a chore,
You’re like the knock-off version of a bore.

Your charm’s a myth, a story told,
A half-worn tale that’s grown too old.
You wear your ego like a second skin,
But I’d rather be alone than suffer your grin.

You walk in loud, but leave no trace,
Like a ghost in a room with an empty space.
I’d say "goodbye" but I’m too kind,
Let’s just call this what it is: a waste of time.

Oh, George, you’re truly one of a kind,
But unfortunately, it's the worst kind to find.

+rep – This person? Pure temptation wrapped in a smooth, confident smile and a touch of mystery. The kind of energy that makes your heart race and your thoughts wander to places they probably shouldn’t. But who cares? When you’re in their presence, it’s impossible not to feel the heat, like a spark that could turn into a full-blown fire with just one look.

They don’t just show up—they make an entrance. Every word they speak lingers in the air, charged with a delicious tension that leaves you hanging on to every syllable. It’s the way they move, how they know exactly how to make you crave their attention, their touch, their everything. They don’t need to try; they own the room without saying a word, but when they do speak? It’s like an invitation to something deeper, darker, and far more intoxicating than you could have ever imagined.

He’s got that energy that lingers—like the scent of warm vanilla and sin—and I swear, every time he smiles, it’s like your body forgets how to breathe. Highly, highly recommend this absolute dude. Just don’t blame me when you find yourself thirsting at 3 a.m., re-reading his messages, and thinking all kinds of unholy thoughts.

+rep – This absolute legend doesn’t just leave milk and cookies out for Santa—no, no. He sets the whole scene. Candles lit, fireplace crackling, stockings hung with very adult intentions. The way he takes care of the small things? It’s intoxicating. You can tell he’s thoughtful, sweet, and probably knows exactly how to ruin you in the best way possible.

This man isn’t just a good human being—he’s a fantasy wrapped in a cozy sweater, oozing charm, confidence, and just enough filth to leave you blushing and begging for more. When they say “1 in a billion,” they’re not exaggerating—he’s the kind of person who makes you believe in miracles... and maybe even a little bit of magic.

+rep the hero we need