Recent reviews by Twiths

I would eat my dog for a stable 40 fps.
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Amazing physics and intriguing story line. Not very good in a money per hour played ratio aspect. 2.2 Hours is the amount of time it took for me to complete this game. Only 11 collectibles and no achievemnets though so perhaps you could squeeze another 1.5 hours for collectibles. Moreover the achievements for not dying are rather difficult so 100% completion is optimistic. However the story, soundtrack and general mechanics on this game means that my overall rating for this game is 8/10. (ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง

Riveting.Compelling.Imposing.This game is sure to make an impact in the free games market. For free, this game is an absolute steal. It makes you stop and think what am I doing with my life, following meta, getting a job maybe some education. When all I need to do is load up a 62.7MB game that allows you to embrass your inner b. This game has really made me stop to consider my religion. Formally Christian I felt that after playing this game the best step forward for me would be to convert to Hinduism in order for me to have a 1 in 8.7 million chance to reincarnate as a b. To be able to blissfully float in a cool 5FPS on Ultra is one thing, but only being disowned and disgraced by your predominantly white Irish family for giving up Christianity and taking the chance to become a b, I mean who can argue-that's just special. I look forward to seeing my reincarnation. Thank you u&i, the developers, for making my wildest fantasies come true.

1000+ hours is the point where you just feel like giving up.
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Skins get you in debt, not wins.
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