Recent reviews by Ukie

2017 - A perfect choice if you're looking to make your weekend disappear in what seems like a blink of an eye!

2018 - Would update this with an actual review but factory just ran out of iron plates so gotta fix that fast!

2019 - Ok, iron fixed now back to the revi- BITER ATTACK!, sry, gotta deal with those...

2019 (Part 2) - Artillery's up so should be safe for now. Wait a second... Where are all my red circuits?! Needs fixing ASAP, gonna have to postpone this again, sry!

2020 - If you didn't get the idea yet, this game takes all your time away in a glorious, infuriating, amazing swoop. Getting this involved in a game and problem solving isn't something you come across often nowadays. Speaking of which - out of copper ore, brb!

2021 - All of a sudden, there is a giant mecha-spider running around the place... I have yet to discover if it is here only to assist or whether it has malicious intents... Early days of something Skynet-esque perhaps?!

2022 - With the limited supply of oil hitting the global scene these days, it is time to focus on new energy sources... Solar plant, here we come! Wait a second... what is that green glowing thing in the ground?!

2023 - Mining picks proved useless when clashing with uranium ore. Scientific experiments with different materials (throwing s*** at it hoping something helps) resulted in a positive outcome when reacting with sulfuric acid. With swift action, a steady supply of this wonderful liquid started spraying all over the green fields rich with uranium. As all good things, though, this didn't last long as the nozzles quickly dried up. Of course - back to rebuilding and scaling up the production of acid in order to proceed...

2024 - Mining and processing Uranium is such a blessing! Converting to nuclear power enabled the factory to flourish and bathe in the benefits of all the productivity modules you could think of! The locals even had a chance to try some of the new Uranium based products (pretty sure they would at least give it a 9/10 but ash and smoke have a hard time filling out satisfaction surveys so let's stick to the assumptions). With all the new sorts of wonderful tech we can finally turn our gaze into the stars... After several unsuccessful tests, a functioning rocket was finally launched into space, carrying the first space pioneer - Jimmy the European perch (9th of his name)! Soon followed a steady stream of satellites going into all corners of space. It was a perfect moment to sit down, have a cup of coffee and enjoy pictures of the glorious factory looking at it from the darkness of space. Suddenly, one of the satellites that was heading towards the nearest star started sending data about an object in it's path... Another planet? Are we not alone? What wonders of automation might have they discovered? Perhaps they have some exotic resources to grow our factory? This must be examined further!