Recent reviews by The Pope

SPYWARE

if you like a games with death counters, random ways to die, a piss poor flashlight that makes you question what dollar store or temu drop shipper it came from, and a bit of bug.... anomalies sprinkled in this is your man, woman, they/them, it, who, what, when, where, why, may, might must, can, could, shall, should. im going to stop there. there is a buy button you should click it, cmon i can fell you wanting to! just do it, the devil and the angel on your shoulder are telling you to. you know you want to. whats i bit of dough going out of your pocket, you could go out and socialize or hear me out you could sit behind a computer screen and be a loner stalker that tries to avoid people! see now isnt that some convincing so stop reading my run on review and hit that buy button.





your still here? and have not hit the button well im going to have to go to drastic measures now.

here are some bad jokes from the 17th page of google
:A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

:Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

:What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.

:How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

your still here? well i dont know what else i could do to make you hit that button, you win this review is done, dont come crying to me when your the one left out. i tried, i really did and there is not much else i can do with out breaching T.O.S. so you can take you plastic gold medal and flaunt it to the world. they wont see it though because they will be busy stalking the lands. it will be you alone to look at that shiny gold piece of plastic wondering was it worth it. i dont think so. still kudos to you im beaten and will go back to playing stalker instead of this dumb review that goes way off topic.

bots

So i don't hate the game,it has its moments. Not going to lie its pretty good for about 20-30 Hours. this is when i found it to become lacking. Exploration feels "empty" and small, in a game thats supposed to make you feel small thats i problem. big talk and the actual product or object being / feeling small wouldn't fly in the in the bedroom. it really doesn't fly well in a game where millions are seeing said product after some "big talk". that being said its ok has alot of different mechanics, things to do, planets to explore even if there are quite a few that are lifless and empty. i get it. the missions/side quest can be a chore to acquire as you get further on in the game. i do get things taking time i play starcitizen off and on and do really enjoy the transit sim and mindless nothings you get into. no they are not the same game by a long shot but it does share some aspects, but yet it pulls off the aimless nothing and makes it enjoyable. this on the other hand, is but isnt. the loading screens are a gripe i can get passed and i do hope they will improve the game over time and make it better but until then the game will be guy at the bar talking a big game and letting down whom ever it is that left with him.

just play it you wont regret it

The update is good, ui is trash(they did say they are working to fix it). ♥♥♥♥♥♥ door to a border line paradise of a update. so give it a try and to anyone who down voted if your opinion changes make sure to up vote. most dont even after they fix all the issues that caused the impulsive down vote.

still a favorite minus the bugs lol

zygote was very well done, went in expecting my bordom to exponentially grow to the point of passing out now i just want more.

ok the game is good, Does it have its flaws........ Yes alot for now. now dont let this stop you from getting it a month or two from now. The game is currently unstable for some crashing and such, i got lucky and all i have is fps drops. Give this game time and it most likly will get better it may be a good thing sony is backing it because they may not be able to run away from supporting the game. All in all for me it is good, others iknow it is anouther story. For now i will keep on playing and naming planets for my fur peeps (dont hate). Skål

the imersion is just great the music is very fitting the story is very thought out it is some how emotional in its own way completly worth the money just click that buy button and sit back. who needs thearapy when you have this. Ø.ø