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5 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
YOMI HUSTLE fans be like "I prefer to take 30 minute turns to anticipate my opponent's move and calculating the angles at which this attack will" BOOOOOORIIIIIING. Imagine thinking in a game where you beat someone up "I wish the fighting was slower so that I could see each individual frame so that I can analyse the frame data and calculate blah blah blah". Put simply, this game is for nerds who somehow don't have fast enough processing power in their brains to play actual fighting games, so they play this instead and pretend to be Sun Tzu and predict their opponent's strategies and counteract them. WELL NEWS FLASH LOSER! If you were actually as good as Sun Tzu then you'd be playing actual fighting games and thinking of these strategies in real time rather than pondering your guesses for MINUTES at a time. My advice? Get into an actual, physical fight and see how well your grand 300 IQ tactics work in a real world setting. I'm bet you'll be humbled in no time.
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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8.2 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Very fun and replay-able game for when you don't know what to play. Runs are quick, but always fun and require you to think before you move. Game works well as both a time-waster and a game that makes you use your head.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
It's like MS paint, except you can sell your drawings for wine money.
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
A great and cheap game for when you have a spare moment or two. I was surprised by how addictive and fun this game was and the mechanics really suit the game as a whole. It also has achievements and trading cards which I also enjoy. This game is ideal if you hae some spare Steam funds, or if you need a game to wind down and relax.
Posted 14 June, 2014.
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