Recent reviews by Greasy Yuan

moba with boats. But, you can swap ur class mid game.

Kernal level anti cheat. usual 5v5 slop. Characters are way to noisy / loud / talkative, very annoying.

Sandfall interactive creating better games than Bungie / Ubisoft / EA combined. All within 4 years.

Yeah, lets accept this slop on steam.

Came home from school, told my mom about my day while she cooked. Then I'd go to my room, start up Oblivion, and the world felt quiet and safe. Playing the remake now. She's gone, but for a moment, I'm home again.

TL;DR: Bought the Deluxe Edition for that sweet 7-day early access. Game launched early for everyone. I achieved equality through capitalism.

At first, I was salty. My carefully crafted plan to dominate the multiplayer ladder before the peasants arrived was ruined. But then I calmed down, opened the digital artbook, turned on the 41-track soundtrack, and remembered why I bought the Deluxe Edition in the first place:
To fund my addiction to base-building and nostalgia.

Now the devs say they’re working on exclusive compensation content for Deluxe owners. I’m hoping for something truly luxurious, like gold-plated sandbags or a commander who yells orders in Shakespearean English.

Gameplay? Very good.
Tanks go boom. Buildings go up. Economy gets micromanaged into oblivion.
It’s everything I loved from 2003, except now my PC fans sound like GDI Orca bomber.

So yeah, I didn’t get early access. But I did get a front-row seat to the RTS revival, and honestly? That’s worth it.

10/10. Would preorder again.

I bought the Woven Legend Supporter Pack because I wanted to make a statement:
"I may not dodge AoEs, but I do it dressed like an interdimensional fashion icon."

Before the pack:

My character looked like they rolled through a pile of random loot and called it an outfit.

Other players thought I was an NPC giving side quests.

Even my minions looked embarrassed.

After the pack:

My armor glows with the intensity of a lore-accurate existential crisis.

Enemies hesitate, possibly blinded, possibly awestruck.

I still die in monoliths, but now I descend like a legend.

The cosmetics are so shiny I can’t tell if I’m playing Last Epoch or starring in a prog metal album cover. And the forum badge? Oh, that’s not a badge—it’s a personality trait now.

Was it worth it?
Absolutely. Because in this game, you’re not just fighting through time…
You’re doing it dressed like time owes you money.

12/10. Would get deleted by shade bosses again, as long as I look this good doing it.

L take Byterunners

HONEST REVIEW - My hours on this steam acc are not representative. I have atleast 15 hours in this game.

Negatives:

Its full with bugs. Cars drive like ass. Characters & cars clipping through walls and even the floor. After char creation, you cant play this game for atleast 20 minutes without encountering a bug. Your characters life goal is extremely easy to fulfill. What is the story? Something about god cats? Its super weird. The game uses AI for some stuff. The AI expression maker with video files sucks ass.

Positives:

Character creation is where this game shines. Its pretty good. 3d printer is great. And the game is moddable. The AI texture maker is great. Its a better sims experience overall.
Interested in what the community can do with this game.
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The devs shouldve cooked on this for a couple months more before releasing EA. In this current state, there is really nothing to do and i can't recommend it. Unless you're a hardcore sims fan and you're looking for a change.

Its the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No english translation. Gameplay feels wonky. Infinite loading times.