Recent reviews by Vernalyx

BEST, JUST BEST

Hello
I bought the game
The latest update has a new mini-game called STORY DONUT and in the first episode we go to the computer and when we reach stage four, two eyes meet and the monitor explodes
The new stages are cool and I won't tell you the ending so as not to spoil it
Other than that, there is nothing new
Remember, don't delete the Game Over video because it doesn't play Episode 2. If it is the only one, it won't work because it doesn't play Episode 2 on a single monitor
And because of this, Episode 2 is laggy, while in this crack it is the smoothest episode
And this game has 5 episodes that the creators made up to Episode 3, but due to the problems of the game that uses a lot of CPU and RAM, their time was wasted and watching their game It hasn't sold very well. Now that I bought the game from Steam, the multiplayer servers are empty. I bought it two months ago at a discount. Since then, the server has only been full once and I was able to go online. I called the creators. But they suddenly came back with two pictures of the new episode of the game and said that they plan to continue the game. And they said that they managed to sell more by porting the game to other platforms. And that the Android version of the second episode is in the works. They gave a teaser for the new episode with the announcement of the release date, but they gave two dates, the second of which was 2021, which they posted on the same day because the game has many bugs. Episode 4 will be released with a delay. but I say that date won't come either. They will give a trailer or maybe show pictures of the new episode. Or maybe they will say that they are starting episode 5. And that they want to remove the online part and make it free.

cool

ass game just wasting time

idk

5$ doesnt worth

most trash game forever! pay to win and completely unbalanced. i want to refund this sh- game

game was really good in 2023 and 2022, but after it player started leaving when they arent imposter, game is really good BUT PLAYERS RUINED IT!!!

cool gameplay, story and graphics!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ connects to main game's story
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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