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Recent reviews by Trapezoid

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Somebody get this cat a ratchet strap, or even maybe a bungee cable
Posted 26 April.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
166.7 hrs on record (42.8 hrs at review time)
The devs are having a rough time managing a live service, but the fundamentals are amazing. It looks great, plays great and sounds fantastic. Give it a try on sale, and especially in a year it'll be even better,
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
My weekend plans were shot to death by the BOYS IN BLUE.
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
45.2 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
too much screen shake
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
67.7 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
A simple concept executing amazingly well. I genuinely think this game could be for anyone as long as they have the patience. Fantastic art direction and presentation too. I am super excited to see what else LocalThunk has in store for Balatro.
Posted 17 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
329.3 hrs on record (316.9 hrs at review time)
This game brings out the worst in anyone, and the developers are so frustrating in what they decide to update and work on.
Posted 19 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.4 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Poorly designed battlefield wannabe. It has no unique or interesting visual style and does nothing to improve on the genre. Decent arsenal, soldier combat is "okay", but has terrible vehicle combat, terrible maps, terrible community. Best thing I can say is that proximity chat is funny, until someone is blasting whatever reddit's favorite le funny song is that week. Honestly just needs a sequel with a 4 year dev time, and an actual art team or something. God it's so boring. No shotguns? Seriously? You're that sensitive?
Posted 9 January, 2024. Last edited 9 January, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
27.1 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It might just be the funniest game ever. Impressively good with simple mechanics.
Posted 5 December, 2023. Last edited 23 August, 2024.
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26 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
45.6 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
every update breaks mods, which is just infuriating. Mods are the only reason to play.

put the game on sale cowards.
Posted 4 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.8 hrs on record (56.8 hrs at review time)
HM2 is truly the successor to HM1 with an even better aesthetic, soundtrack, narrative & slightly more gameplay depth. Despite it's minor controversy, it re-enforced Hotline Miami's grip in the wider indie game landscape by solidifying it's legacy.
It came out right when I was the most online as a young teenager and it completely shaped what I would find 'cool' for years to come. This one is definitely a must-play.
Posted 12 October, 2023.
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