This guy is 100% a werido

I'm takin' blue caps that keep tweakin' my chakra
Rose my gold chain, there's no hint like no copper
Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar
That's the reason that I ride on my Appas

damn ♥♥♥♥♥ you live like this?

the russians and the nazis are the same thing-hyper2k18

Back in the day, you walked up hill both ways, and no one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and moaned about "privilege." And if you wanted a dildo, you didn't just go down to The Pleasure Hut or whatever. Sex stores off the highway? Are you MAD!?!?!! Back in the day, you had to go into the forest, and find a big ol' hunk of wood. And you took that hunk of wood back to your house, and you hid that hunk of wood from your parents. And when your dad was at work, and your mom was at book club, you snuck into your dad's woodshop and you carved that piece of wood. you started with the table saw, and rounded off the edges with the belt sander. If needed, you would have to bust out the dremel. And you carved that dildo. And it took time. You damn kids, you don't know anything about blood sweat and tears. And once you carved that wooden penis, you needed to make sure to SAND THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF IT. No one wants a splinter in their woo-ha. Have you ever sat there, for 10 hours, sanding a wooden dildo, in your dads woodshop,

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