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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
"Mind if I smoke?"
"Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"
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