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31.7 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Remove the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPC CARS IN DRIFT ACTIVITIES, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INCOMPETENTS!
Posted 1 May.
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0.0 hrs on record
Mori me, Kaneki!
Posted 2 April.
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73.0 hrs on record (72.3 hrs at review time)
Main Game

Honestly... I'm speechless because of how good this game is.

I firstly heard about in like... 2019 or so, but only in late 2020 have I've actually looked at some gameplay and eventually watched the whole game. Prior i haven't heard of any other RE game, but this one surely catched my eye and made me eager to explore the other games too, enough BS though, let's talk about the real stuff.

Story

I can't say that much about the story, but from my own knowledge about the RE universe, i have noticed that it does corelate with the previous titles, and it continues the story further. I honestly loved this game's story, it kept me more and more curious, and that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Baker's House is SCARY, the first time I decided to put my hand on RE7 was in 8 May 2023, I played a few hours then never touched it again simply because I was scared... :)) But leaving that aside, this game holds an incredible story

Difficulty

Easy - Literally baby mode, you get heaps of ammo, first aid kits, etc. It's... fine for a 1st time play, but i'd much more recommend Normal mode. By beating "Easy" you're awarded with the "Albert-01" Which is the best pistol in the game, and it will be your best friend in the "Madhouse"

Normal - Yep, this is it, the perfect difficulty for a 1st time playthrough. Not much to say, harder than "Easy" But it's not too hard. By beating 'Normal' you're awarded with "The Secrets of Defense" Which is... dissapointing to say the list, it's not really much, it boosts damage reduction when blocking attacks, but it's pretty weak.

Madhouse - Oh boy... this is hard, it's actually really difficult to beat this, I personally had the most trouble beating 'Greenhouse Marguerite' that was a hell... in rest it's not that hard, especially if you decide to use the gear you got from beating the previous difficulties. Also your saves are limited by Cassete Tapes you find! By beating 'Madhouse' You're awarded with "Infinite Ammo" Yeah xD literally infinite ammo, which makes it... really fun to be honest, I personally liked it, and it's clearly worth doing.

DLCs

Oh God... we have a lot to talk here.


A really good DLC, i honestly enjoyed both of them, real fun, and a little bit challenging

1. Nightmare

Pretty challenging, not gonna lie. It's a wave based gamemode, enemies come and come, you kill them, and you have some machines that generate "Scrap" you collect that, and you use it to buy more weapons, ammo, upgrades, heal, etc. But this isn't what I mean when I say it's challenging, this one is pretty easy, the actual hard one is:

2. Night Terror

This is what I mean when I say it's hard. This is the harder mode of "Nightmare" And... it's quite frankly a night terror, it's hard, i actually had a pretty hard time trying to beat this, taking me many tries, but... by watching a few guides you can beat it.

3. Bedroom

Fun? Yes. Replayable? Hell no. You can pretty much only play this one time, and it's fun, you do puzzles trying to escape a room where you're locked in, it's short and nice, you'll probably take like 20 minutes the first time you play it, and if for some reason you decide to do it again... you'll do it in like 3 minutes lol.

Banned Footage Vol.1 Rating

Nightmare - Fun (7.5/10) - Difficulty (5/10)
Night Terror - Fun (7/10) - Difficulty (7.8/10)

Bedroom - Fun (6/10) - Difficulty (2/10)

Overall DLC Rating - 7/10


1. 21

Fun and easy, a good 'tutorial' for the absolute HELL that this DLC's harder difficulty is.

2. 21 Survival

A slightly harder version of the previous one, in this one instead of killing one guy in a long round, you need to kill 5 guys one after another, the end is tricky, but the rest is baby mode.

3. 21 Survival+

Oh God... now this is totally NOT as easy as the other ones. Survival+ is a HELL and wanna know why? RNG, yes, the WHOLE '21' DLC is purely RNG, but compared to the other ones, that are fairly easy, in Survival+ you need to kill 10 GUYS with NO saves, NO 2nd chances, NO NOTHING. So along the fact it takes HOURS to beat, and a loooot of brain and guessing, one mistake can erase everything nonchalantly. It's pure hardcore and I have NO idea what kind of masochist would ever find this fun.

4. Daughters

This and a few other DLCs I'd describe as "Story DLCs" Because they directly show us things that the game's story outside the main game. This is a great example. 'Daughters' Shows us accurately how was life in the Bakers's Family before after Eveline joined it. It's short, dosen't have much replayability but if you care about the story... it's really nice.

Overall DLC Rating - 6/10

21 - Fun (8/10) - Difficulty (3/10)
21 Survival - Fun (6.5/10) - Difficulty (6/10)
21 Survival+ - Fun (0/10) - Difficulty (10/10) - ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥.

Daughters - Fun (6/10) - Difficulty (1/10)


The DLC is cool. Compared to "Daughters" This one shows us what happens AFTER the main game, featuring Chris Redfield :))

Easy/Normal - To be honest... really easy, both of the difficulties are easy to beat, but... the difficulty increase is exponential, while Easy/Normal are baby mode, 'Professional' on the other hand... is REALLY difficult.

Professional - Really really difficult, for some reason the final boss has HEAPS of HP and it's requiers LOTS of tools to beat, grenades, incendiary grenades and neuro thing grenade (sorry i forgot)

Overall DLC Rating - 7.5/10

Easy/Normal - Fun (8/10) - Difficulty (4/10)

Professional - Fun (5/10) - Difficulty (8/10)


Again, another DLC that shows us what happens AFTER the main game, this one is... less interesting, but it's fun regardless, you literally use your punches for the whole DLC lol

Easy/Normal - Actually requiers some skill. Not too easy, not too hard. If you beat the main game, you'll experience the same amount of difficulty.

Joe Must Die - Oh God... this is again another exponential difficulty, this is a milion times harder that 'Easy/Normal' And... funwise... not really. It's pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to beat this difficulty without the 'Dual AMG'
Also just like in 'Madhouse' in the main game, your saves are limited by Cassete Tapes.

Overall DLC Rating - 7/10

Easy/Normal Difficulty - Fun (7/10) - Difficulty (6/10)

Joe Must Die Difficulty - Fun (3/10) - Difficulty (8.5/10)

Jack's 55th Birthday (Part of Banned Footage Vol.2)

A BLAND, Boring and filler DLC (In my opinion) I had NO fun playing this, alright alright, it's goofy, but that's it, in rest... you just run around, speedruning and making food, then feeding his Fatass

Overall DLC Rating - 3/10

Jack's 55th Birthday - Fun (3.5/10) - Difficulty (5/10) or (8.5/10 If doing all achievements)[/b]

Ethan Must Die (Part of Banned Footage Vol.1)

Ugh, VERY difficult and not that fun. You're in a pretty much INSTA KILL/2 Hit Kill Bakers's House filled with Traps, turrets, and the worst: Molded. You just run around finding gear, while also trying to not die.
Your Goal: Kill Greenhouse Marguerite which mind me... Is EXCRUCIATINGLY HARD when a lot of times she just INSTA KILLS YOU. Sometimes you have luck and she kills herself with the turrets that are scattered around the greenhouse, but more often than not... you just die. Also there are NO SAVES. PAIN!


Overall DLC Rating - 2.4/10

Ethan Must Die - Fun (2/10) - Difficulty (10/10)
Posted 16 February. Last edited 16 February.
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0.0 hrs on record
BAD Soundtrack
I usually like any soundtrack even if it's a little bad... but this one? IT'S HORRIBLE!

There are only 3 songs that are actually good :

#1 - Sturdy Ol` Robosuit
#2 - The Big S
#3 - Credits

The rest are things you'd probably hear in those Cartoon intros (the crappy ones)
The three songs i mentioned are actually really good, but sorry, this is NOT Worth it's price, not even on sale.
Posted 4 February.
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0.0 hrs on record
I'm speaking truly out of my heart right now, this is absolutely THE BEST piece of pure art ever created in a game. For myself personally... it healed my soul, my mental health, my personal issues. It did miracles. If God were to make me listen to only one soundtrack for the rest of my eternity. THIS WOULD BE IT

All of the songs are heavenly, and combined with the gameplay... it's perfect, PERFECT! The first soundtrack that i can say is absolutely PERFECT. You don't understand how lucky you are that this soundtrack is free, it's... just perfect, a 10/10, unlike any piece of music media that's put into a game.

I promise i'll do a list with my favorite... although i don't think you'd find interesting a list where every song is on #1

LISTEN TO THIS!
Posted 23 January. Last edited 23 January.
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0.0 hrs on record
Jesus Christ... i listened to this before playing the game. Now i'm afraid to play it.
Posted 23 January.
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13.6 hrs on record
I actually enjoy this game

You may ask yourself "Oh War, then why do you not recommend it?
Well it's simple, dear reader. This game is AWFUL, and the fact that i enjoyed it dosen't make it a good game

Price
The price of $30 is an absolute JOKE for this game, EA managed to be less greedy than TinyBuild with this one.
This game can literally be beaten in 11 minutes GLITCHLESS! AND THEY CHARGE $30 FOR IT? Can you believe it? I have a tip for you: Buy steam keys, i literally bought this game with $2 on a key site :) because there's no way in hell i'm paying
so much for a game this short and bad.

Sounds
This game lacks even a little bit of a good sound, there are like... 10 sounds in the whole game, one of which is that AWFUL chase music, DUDE BRING ALPHA 1 CHASE MUSIC BACK!

ACT 1

This act is probably the better one out of all three, or four if you count the finale. Somehow this act managed to show exactly what hello neighbor should've been, or rather the prologue of an even better story, quite ironic how the other acts manage to be worse

This act was simple and greeted us with the basics of what this hell of a game is in the next acts.


ACT 2

Where do i even start? You can speedrun it in like... 45 seconds. Yes, you heard me right. 45 Seconds... in a $30 game. RIDICULOUS! and it's an awful act, the neighbor can spot you literally everywhere, and thanks to how great this game is made... when you respawn he'll most probably still be where he catched you last time, an absolute disgrace of act. Would you pay $10 for a DLC that takes 45 seconds to complete? ME NEITHER!

ACT 3
This one suffers from another problem, but one that persists throughout the whole game, and it's called... BOREDOM This is literally a parkour simulator where you find items to unlock other items then use those items to unlock other items and etc. BORING! It was awfully boring, and some puzzles are overwhelmingly hard to figure out without youtube, not because they're essentially hard to do, but rather of how little info you're provided, you get an items and then... inspect all of the neighbor's house to find where to use them. Also let's not ignore the fact that this game is more like "Wander around the buggy clunky stuck neighbor's house, house that which upper floors he can't even reach" so you just wander alone to do puzzles, instead of being afraid that he might be around, this game is not scary AT ALL

Fear Supermarket
A bad minigame, but the best out of the three. It's an interesting concept, but oh holy Jesus of Nazareth... YOU CAN'T PUT THE ITEMS IN THE CART You have to spend minutes just to put the items in the cart, and they're not even random items, it's always the same, which is SO LAME.

Fear School
NO, BURN IN HELL!
This minigame is AWFUL! it's filled to the brim with bugs and it's EXCRUCIATINGLY HARD, the classmates are fairly easy to avoid, but the teacher? hahaha 299 792 458 m / s. If they're not very far away... you already lost.

Fear Darkness
A very boring minigame, also it makes me wanna pull my eyes out in anger considering the game dosen't even tell you that you need those darts needles, once you missed them... go back all the way down, climb back and grab them. Nasty minigame.

ACT FINALE
What even was this? really? giant neighbor with a house on his back? You can complete this "act" in mere minutes, and the last part dosen't even make sense unless you're mega deep into the lore, which NO ONE does. Wow... so fun, you put your fat ass in front of the window and wait for some black goo to break the floor, SO FUN!

Achievements
You already know what i'm gonna say about THAT achievement.
5 of them are unmissable, the other 12 are, and it wouldn't had been that bad if they were ACTUAL ACHIEVEMENTS.
6 Are just glitching out of the game and visiting places out of bounds.
other 5 are fairly simple, just some puzzles, "oh... but War, that dosen't add up, there's one more achievement left!"
"Don't Bite Snow White" - A piece of trash of achievment that makes you plant a seed and wait 3 REAL LIFE HOURS for it to grow, just for an achievement. I'll be honest here: I used Steam Achievement Unlocker, because i'm not wasting 3 hours of my life afk in this game.

The Best Version Of This Game

Alpha 1. horror vibe, nostalgia, interesting gameplay, THAT chase music, it's literally the perfect version, PERFECTION! I'd choose it any day over the current 'Hello Neighbor'

Final Rating
2.4/10
Posted 15 January. Last edited 15 January.
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0.0 hrs on record
Free Ukraine! ✊🏻❤️🇺🇦
(Lol Steam is censoring Palestine) but free that too!
Posted 11 December, 2024. Last edited 11 December, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
You know what? No, i'm not even gonna try.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
Sadly i can't play it due to some stupid thing with my CPU but it's still an amazingly fun game, especially now with the multiplayer update
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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