Recent reviews by mascot-chan milkers

a pleasant conversation with McLovin about Payday 3 which is already known to be GOTY 2023

McLovin: idk if i'll buy the game
Orifice Black: oh then bye
Goatse Black: get off my friend list
10/10 would talk again.

https://imgur.com/AnKNUG5

Here to see if I leave a positive review will I receive death threats.

Deep Rock Galactic proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake.
The children yearn for the mines.

That's ULTRAKILL?
That was just robots having gay sex.

Hold down and left to rotate your Knockback and avoid getting rung out (0/2)

Duke Nukem Forever is defininetly one of the games of all time!

I've enslaved forest spirits to seize the means of corn production.

I love a good joke, I mean for ♥♥♥♥'s sake I bought the cursed Randy port.

The pacing of Terraria's difficulty can be summed up by my general relationships with women. Alternative example: You almost feel overpowered then BAM a Giant Tortoise just took you out in two hits and made you their slave.

Scariest part about Yakuza 6 is they perfected the exact facial expression and angle that a middle aged dad would take a selfie when you pull out the phone. It's too real.