🎮 Welcome to Will's Legendary Steam Emporium of Mediocrity! 🎮

🤔 About Me:
I love stuff... and other stuff! Expertly balancing elite gaming skills with hilarious incompetence. My specialty? Ignoring winning strategies and diving headfirst into chaos—purely for entertainment value, of course.

💻 PC Specs (AKA: Overkill Setup for Average Gaming Skills):
- Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-8700K CPU @ 3.70GHz (12 Cores of pure procrastination)
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 Ti SUPER (clearly compensating for something)
- Memory: 32 GB 3200 MHz (enough to simultaneously run games, Netflix, and regret)
- Drive 1: Crucial P310 2TB (Raid 0 – because one drive failing wasn't risky enough)
- Drive 2: Crucial P310 2TB (also Raid 0 – living dangerously)

🖥️ Monitors (For Maximum Distraction):
- Main Monitor: HP OMEN 27i IPS (for seeing every pixel of my demise)
- Side Monitors: 2 x P2418D (for YouTube tutorials I ignore)

🏆 My Proud (and Dubious) Achievements:
- "Most Likely to Accidentally Flashbang Teammates" – Proud winner every year since 2018.
- World Record holder for "Most Impressive Collection of Unfinished Games". At this rate, my backlog deserves its own postcode.
- Master of the infamous "Hold my tea, I've got this" technique. Spoiler: I've rarely "got this."

🤝 Friends & "Enemies":
- My friends generously describe my gameplay as "inspirationally tragic." Personally, I prefer "artistically catastrophic."
- Regularly carried by friends who assure me it's out of pity. (Spoiler: it absolutely is.)
- If you see me online after midnight, it's not dedication—it's panic-driven procrastination and insomnia.

🗨️ Favourite Gaming Quote:
"It's not about winning or losing; it's about blaming Dave. Always blame Dave."

🔥 Ready to join the madness?
Jump in, send memes, or just enjoy watching me spectacularly sabotage my own team—guaranteed laughter included.

Life's too short for sensible strategies, so let's dive in recklessly! See you on the virtual battlefield! 🚀🎲