Install Steam
login | language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese) 繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese) 日本語 (Japanese) 한국어 (Korean) ไทย (Thai) Български (Bulgarian) Čeština (Czech) Dansk (Danish) Deutsch (German) Español - España (Spanish - Spain) Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America) Ελληνικά (Greek) Français (French) Italiano (Italian) Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian) Magyar (Hungarian) Nederlands (Dutch) Norsk (Norwegian) Polski (Polish) Português (Portuguese - Portugal) Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil) Română (Romanian) усский (Russian) Suomi (Finnish) Svenska (Swedish) Türkçe (Turkish) Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese) Українська (Ukrainian) Report a translation problem
👽 * 🎈 * 📘 * ⚡ * 🌏 * 😺 * 🐊 * 💃 * 🐟 * 💗 * 👳 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 📒 * 🎍 * 👔
ㅤ* Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
ㅤ* It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
ㅤ* I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
💄 * 🎽 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 🍆 * 🌸 * 🚙 * 🐛 * 🚕 * * 💙 * 👾 * 📗 * 🚗 * 🌽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!