I will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero. Canyonero.
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero. Canyonero.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tonnes of American pride.
Canyonero. Canyonero.
Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero. Canyonero.
She blinds everybody with her super high beams. She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Canyonero. Canyonero.

I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having SEX all around me.

Prayer is my bong and God's Light is my high.
Taking swigs from the Worcestershire bottle like a mad ♥♥♥♥.
WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD
WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY

BIG ♥♥♥♥ TOPLANER THAT NEVER TURNS DOWN THE 1v1
GET FED OR FEED TRYING

Any guy that thinks he's too hard to cry obviously hasn't watched a season of Scrubs.

I'm disrespectful to dirt !!
Can you see that I am serious?

Proxy is best girl.
Tahm is best frog.
2 is best Souls.
Cashew is worst nut.
Triss > Yen

Sometimes you just hit the gas and start thinking about The Crusades, man. Buncha long-haired big-arm white boys, running into Middle Earth and just having it out. Who loves God more? Brown people, white people, black people. All in one space, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it out.

Why did the console cross the road? To render the building on the other side.

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Dark Souls lore is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke.

"There is literally nothing wrong with HL2's driving sections."
There is everything wrong with HL2's driving sections.

There is one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk.

ALL OF MY TURDS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL
A SMALL GIFT FOR THE DARKNESS ITSELF

"And don't start trippin' and ♥♥♥♥, callin' me a racist, 'cause I don't mean ♥♥♥♥♥ in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for "Ignorant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Anybody of any race can be an ignorant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

Oysters - Paying premium price to slurp a lump of sand and snot from the inside of a rock.

Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around, coming after us.

"You're not so bad as a friend, but there's no reason your genetic material should propagate itself into the future."

"Women pop black heads just to cover 'em up; coppers do that too but find it funny as ♥♥♥♥."

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Paint Supplies, Paint Supplies, factory surplus batches.
You'll pay less at Paint Supplies, for cans with dents and scratches.
Paints for this and paints for that, for town and country too.
One call on the dog and bone, it's on the way to you.
And when you see how much you save, you won't believe your EYES.
Just off Westlakes Boulevard, we're talking Paint Supplies.

When your roof is getting lost between the lichen and the moss,
When your mortar isn't where it oughta be,
Then give it back that old appeal with a visit from Roofseal,
1300 36 70 70.
ROOF ROOF.

When you're sealing a deal 'cause your spreadsheets unreal. Warm tinny.
When the oceans being cruel to your family jewels. Warm tinny.
When your bellies getting skinny, fill it up with a..
WARM TINNY, CRACK ONE FOR LUNCH.
WARM TINNY, CHOCK FULL OF CHUNKS.
WARM TINNY of Campbell's Chunky.

The sun is always shining,
Beach is like a diamond.
You can see for miles,
tonnes of friendly smiles.
The fish are always bitin',
The drivings dynamitin'.
Wildlife's a zoo,
Play a round or two!
Come on!
The footy is to die for,
you'll catch yourself an eye full.
So do yourself a favour,
and come to South Australia.