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I currently have 290 hours in the game so you know that I am an expert at all things CSGO. Using my expert knowledge as a long time VETERAN and CERTIFIED BEAMER of the game, I believe that the M249 is the most VERSATILE weapon in all of CS’s arsenal. You know you can trust me due to my INSANELY HIGH HOUR COUNT, I'm basically a pro player 😎
First of all, the weapon is just soo WHOLESOME! With a 8x Scope attachment, the m249 becomes a Weapon of Mass Destruction🤤.The long range applicability of the weapon allows you to easily beam bakas all thr way down long on office😳. This will get you called a cheater ALL THE TIME but that will just give you the opportunity to FRANsplain why the enemy team are just BAD🥶🤮
⢀⣿ ⢀⣴⣶⡾ ⢿⣿⣦⡀
⣀⣀⣸⡿ ⢸⣿⣇ ⣷⡀
⣾⡟ ⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿ ⣀
⢀⣿ ⢀⣿⡇ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡏ ⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿ ⢸⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣀ ⣴⣾⣮⣝ ⣻⡟
⢸⣿ ⣿⡇ ⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣿ ⣿⡇ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣷⣶⣿⣇ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻
⢸⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿ ⢹⡇ ⣿⡟⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣾⣿⣶⣶⣤⡌ ⢒⣿⣿⣷⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸ ⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣴⣶⣦⡈⢻ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⡿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣉ ⢿⣿⣿ ⡿ ⢋⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄ ⢃⣄ ⢂⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣀⣤⣤⣄⣀ ⣿⡮ ⡀ ⣽
⢀⣴⣿⣿⡄ ⣤ ⣭ ⢐⣽
⢄⡰⡢⡙ ⢀⢔⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⡈ ⡹⣽⣿
⣿⣿⣬⣭⡭ ⣪⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡒ ⣿⣿
⣿ ⣛⣥⣶⣿ ⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡙⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫ ⢀ ⢝⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻ ⢉⣄ ⡫⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟ ⣰⣿⣿⣢⢤⣀⡀ ⢀ ⢝⡻⣷⡀ ⡪⡻
⣿⣿⣿⡊ ⣿⣿⡫ ⣊⣡ ⢦⣤⣤ ⡛ ⣌ ⡻⡀ ⡺
⢟⡿⣕ ⡫ ⡴ ⣇
⡪⢕⢀ ⣁⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤ ⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡆ ⢷
⡎ ⢬⣮⣕ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⡪⡵
⡣ ⣷⣯⣵⣢ ⣬⣟⡕ ⢀