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Her: Slow down, I’m scared!
Him: Nah, come on, it’s fun!
Her: No, please, I’m really scared!
...
Him: Okay, say you love me.
Her: I love you, now slow down, please!
Him: Now give me a big, big hug.
She gives him a hug.
Him: Can you take off my helmet and jacket and put them on? They’re bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day:
Motorbike accident due to brake failure, 2 people were involved but only one survived.
The truth:
Halfway down the road, he realized the brakes had failed, but he didn’t want to tell his girlfriend. Instead, he had her say she loved him, asked for a last hug, and made her wear his helmet and jacket so that she could live on—even if it meant he wouldn’t make it.
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أتمنى لك عطلة نهاية أسبوع رائعة
have a wonderful weekend
que tengas un maravilloso fin de semana
passe un merveilleux week-end
Habt ein wundervolles Wochenende
passa uno splendido fine settimana
хороших выходных
晴らしい週末をお過ごしく さい
tenha um maravilhoso fim de semana
miłego weekendu
ha en underbar helg
멋진 주말 보내세요
чудових вихідних
gözəl həftə sonu keçirin
ilusat nädalavahetust
hav en vidunderlig weekend
nuostabaus savaitgalio
majte krasny vikend
проведите диван викенд
legyen csodálatos hétvégéd
прекрасен уикенд
een heerlijk weekend
ihanaa viikonloppua
มีวันหยุดสุดสัปดาห์ที่ยอดเยี่ยม
dawiya hefteyê xweş be
демалыс күндеріңіз керемет өтсін
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♥♥♥♥ a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star ♥♥♥♥♥ , i love you more than any ♥♥♥♥ 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in
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Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⡏⢿⣿⣷ ⢹⣿⣧
⢿⣿⣿ ⢡⣶⣄ ⢃ ⣸⣿⣿⣧
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⢀⣑ ⢤ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇
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⣌ ⣑ ⢌ ⢶⣦ ⣿⣿⣷
⢔⣀⣀⣀⣰ ⡐ ⣀⣤⣾⡿ ⣿⣿⡿
⢇⣀ ⣶⣿⣿⣿⣟⣉⣀⣾⣿
. Tu fais caca .
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