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We are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we are loved in
spite of what we are.
-- Victor Hugo
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Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
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Dyslexics have more fnu.
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"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- The Wizard Of Oz
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I always call it 'Tour Flu', because two or three weeks in hot bookshops
with hundreds of people usually produces an ailment of some kind. Going on
tour is like a box of rare diseases -- you never know what you're going to
get.
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A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
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Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
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