You sit there, looking at the screen, your little peepee throbbing in your big boy pants. The very thought if it excites you, though you know it's taboo. What would your friends say if they could see you? What if they knew about what you were doing right now? That doesn't matter, you like doing this and you know it. You're a dirty little boy. There are other options available to you but this is the only thing you want. You select the technocracy civic for the millionth time, let out a sexual moan and start your game. This is better than sex...

If it isn't the Kid himself

Get paid, get laid, gatorade.

Mate, unknown has a capital U and the line 'Speak quiclky before I end you.' should be 'Speak quickly before I end you.' <3

Would you trust Ethan with your dead creatures?

this man thinks a mulligan is an Irish beer