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┏━━━━(♥)━━━━┛By the windmill
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┃ \ ┗━━━━━ Of friendship
⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣖ ⢶⣤⡀ ⢿⣆
⢀⣴⣿ ⢿⣷⡀ ⢷⡀
⡾ ⡏ ⢦⡀ ⣷⡀
⣷⢰ ⢳⡀⢸⡇
⢻⡜⡤ ⢀⣀⣤⣶⣶⡄⣴⣾⣿⣛⣓ ⣧⢸⣇
⢈⣧⣧ ⢩ ⣿⣻ ⣷
⢸⡵⣿ ⡀ ⢻⣇⡟
⢧⣿⡀ ⢧⣤⣤⣶⣗ ⣽
⢿⣧ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⡟
⣇ ⣼⡅
⣦⡀ ⢻⣤⡀
⢹⡷⢦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣴⡾ ⡿ ⢶
⢨⡷⣤⡀ ⢁⡴ ⣸
Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.
This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.