Recent reviews by CumLord

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This dlc just perpetuates the problem that elden ring had with its end game which is enemies with infinite stamina that 2 or 3 shot you with 60+ vigor. It feels as though a variety of builds simply cant compete with the insane damage that enemies do. Its really aggravating that rather then address these problems of how absolutely insanely enemies scale into from added a new mechanic / collectible that you NEED to not be insta killed by basic enemies and to actually do damage to bosses.

I'd wait to buy this until (hopefully) its patched and makes the enemy scaling reasonable.

Good game, good combat, good story, terrible performance

After playing this game for an extended period of time I think I'm finally dropping it.

This game feels great a lot of times, nice mix, nice blockstrings, a (somewhat) cool cast and the easy inputs allow for some really cool combos.
And then you go on the defense. Getting put into a blockstring as any character without a dp or sometimes even characters that have dp's in this game is probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in a fighting game. The blockstrings are so long that they can put someone to sleep. Not only that but neutral just kinda feels awful in this 90% of the cast have half screen to full screen normals and getting in on someone just pressing buttons randomly and getting slapped for eve n when using all of the games defensive options just feels terrible. The simple imputs are also cool and I personally like them but having DP as a simple input seems like some kinda oversight to me. Oki is extremely difficult if you aren't playing a character with some kind of disjointed hitbox and even then sometimes you still get whacked out of your own oki and if a character like hitman or striker dp you then it leads into a full combo. Not to mention that some of these are extremely long. At higher ranks the game just turns single player and you have to hope you can get the first hit in to make sure your playing.

As of now I'm leaving a thumbs down, this game just feels like a chaotic mess where every character is OP which isn't a good thing, since every character is extremely strong it boils down to using gimmicky type stuff on every character and the whole game just becomes a chore to do anything fun in.

Call me miss consistency
Twin Words: gift

Little spookier then the last one.
Secret word: survivor

Bruh
Secret word: worship

Fun lil game
Secret word: Gifted

I really want to like this game but there are just so many aspects of it that keep me from enjoying it. The combat can be fun and the story and graphics are cool but the parkour feels weird at times, times when i just want to jump off a wall ends up with me either going nowhere off the wall and falling or shooting off the wall and mach 3 and launching me off the maps. The enemy variety just makes the fights super tedious in my opinion, the games not extremely difficult but when there's an enemy with a shield in front of them and i have to play ring around the rosy with them to kill them it completely takes me out of any kind of flow I had. Last but not least there are these weird puzzles that levels have that aren't particularly hard but, again, the puzzles just make the game come to a grinding halt and completely take away from the flow and the speed that i feel like the game should be about.

Its pretty alright