Signed GodLgn

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

I 👁 am 🙂 in 👉the middle📍of 🏋️‍♀️carrying 🎒😅 a league 🏀of legends 🧙🏻‍♂️game 🎮 about to close 🚪it out ✌️, and my 👙🔞bra-less wife 💍👰‍♀️brings me a sandwich 🥪😂(🙅‍♂️not 🤷‍♂️asked for🤯) with ➕chips 🍟as I 👁get a double 😵😵kill 🩸⬇️ bot lane 🚧� ️ 🍑💦So how is your day going?💦🍑

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?