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I regret this purchase immensely because of the combat and the combat alone. The combat sucks so bad that they give you the option to play the game without it. Even at the basic difficulty the enemies will always overpower you. A few goblins overpowering a group of established warriors? Get real. I feel swindled, hornswoggled, bamboozled even. Dont trust the reviews.

Comp matchmaking is awful if you solo que. Just take it for what it is and not serious and only then its an okay game.

DO NOT BUY THIS GARBAGE PORT.

Amazing game, terrible port. It is insane to me that game developers are still allowed to sell games in a barely playable state. Instead of wasting money on this trash. Do the other thing that involves consuming the content, without giving Rockstar a dime.

Only gets so much praise because of nostalgia. It really is a bad game that feels like it was made to sell guide books before guides became free on the internet. I hate games that require an external guide or walkthrough to progress and unfortunately this is one of those games.


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After attempting to play through it more to at least get my money's worth, I can confidently say with my whole heart, that this game is mega doodoo trash. I guess it was acceptable when it came out due to lack of competition in the genre. It is really just boring as ♥♥♥♥ to play. Nostalgia is the only reason this game is relevant anymore.

Playing Jumino Kart makes me want to rip out each one of my hairs with a pair of rusty tweezers. Playing Jumino Kart makes me want to kick a door frame with a needle stuck under my big toenail. Playing Jumino Kart makes me want to turn ConcernedApe into UncaringHarambe. None of my review is exaggerated.


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I love this game. It will consume me until i complete it. Even if I have to play dumb Jumino Kart(which cheats btw)

Message from you on Nov 6 @ 2:40am | less than a minute ago
TRASH GARBAGE

I love this game.

Want a fun filled open world game? This is not that. The best and most fun thing about playing this game is over coming the jankyness of it. It is extremely janky and will be for the entire game. If you want a triple A game experience, this is not that at all. I really enjoyed postal 2 and got it for too cheap on sale so I bought this game on sale to support the devs tbh. I wouldnt recommend this game if you havent played postal 2 first. Please play postal 2 before this.

Trash that crashes constantly. Don't play this garbage when cs2 is free. My nostalgia will never be able to outweigh how bad this game truly is. Its also super dead, the furthest from alive that an online game could be. Sad times.

Yuck