Steam Community :: Darius [ZF]

піпідастр 13 Apr @ 4:45am

+ rep cutie Mikaela

Turo 23 Mar @ 4:38pm

He tied me down to a kitchen chair, and made me listen to German Schlager for 17 hours straight. Good lad this one.

HandWischer 17 Feb @ 7:38am

Komisch kommentare deaktiviert aber ich habe Kommentare? Komisch wie das funktionieren kann aber naja von jemanden wie dir hab ich nicht sonderlich viel Intelligenz erwartet

Sorry aber ich bin keiner der gerne eier leckt, aber ist auch voll okay dass du es tust also keine Sorgen du kannst dich absolut ausleben egal was dir so gefällt

Darius [ZF] 16 Feb @ 6:18am

↓ achja wenn du das liest, handwischer, leck eier hahaha

Darius [ZF] 16 Feb @ 6:17am

HandWischer sagt mir ich bin ne Heulsuse und lösche Kommentare aber deaktiviert Kommentare bei sich, Comedy Gold

jk. 21 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

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Web/\/\45t3Rm47 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:02pm

-rep cheater what else.

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ReaperN 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:01am

+rep funny and nice guy

Mel 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Darius: Hey Mel, did you ever try Dogfood?
Me: Uhh.. no? Why should i?
Darius: Cause‘ you have a dog since 12 years?
Me: uh.. nope, never.
Darius: you‘re a weirdo.

-rep, eats dogfood

Turo 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30pm

+rep he actually gave me candy since I helped him find his puppy

Skolt 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

I thought you were a fake account in the deathmatch KEKW

Harry Maguire 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Ich liebe diesen Mann! <3

@argüelles7✓ 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

+rep Epic Team Mate!

MsaKnight 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

AWOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOOGA

Not Dan 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course. uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish, horny fish. you know what that means, fish orgy. the stench draws in a bear. what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear-fight bare-handed bare-naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. dance dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government? uh, i think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didn't know you could do), then i smoked a joint, greened out, then i turned into the sun, uh-oh, looks like the meth is kickin in- duh buh hyzuk hydbuh hyk hy huh haa hbugh bgaah aah aaaaah

Leahkim 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

9/10 bjs, cups the balls really well but his hands are a bit rough

saft 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

dog with cheats

MsaKnight 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

albino-albaner 24 Feb, 2021 @ 11:24am

+rep

Turo 4 Feb, 2021 @ 9:18pm

+rep moves his hips very well

MsaKnight 9 Jun, 2020 @ 3:50pm

-rep STOP CALLING ME A GOD DARIUS EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Duck 16 May, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Best friend I couldn't ask for!

LostTaco 31 Mar, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Since i met you i knew it you would be the girl i coudl tlak to,guess iwas right. Thanks for being for me and with me since al lthe bs that has been happening <3 +rep

Mel 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Was macht eine Bombe im Bordell? PUUFFFF

Turo 29 Feb, 2020 @ 9:00am

has small feet

MsaKnight 7 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34pm

darius is still gay