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knedyz 28 Sep, 2019 @ 9:27pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ please. I could suck twice as much as you
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Substater Aniplexum 13 Jun, 2019 @ 11:48pm 
If I can't ruin my c o c k I doubt you can.
CoolSexHaver 27 Dec, 2018 @ 10:58pm 
The old meme. The idea is Lanlou, the Palm era, the press series (secondary is disgusting, model tower training, Park waiting),... I remember when I saw something from the side of the video to see the sum of the brother. It's ㅋㅋ already six years ago.  
bath time kyle 4 Dec, 2018 @ 12:16am 
Listen bud, you need to calm down and accept that you don't run the sub. We have experience and public favor, we know what content we're striving for. You didn't meet the criteria, so go somewhere else, better yourself, or I'll personally permaban you. Those are your options. We don't need you to have a good time around here.
CoolSexHaver 31 Oct, 2018 @ 5:03pm 
a local ne'erdowell slipped a marihuana lollie into my son Chandell's Hallowe'en Sack and now he's denying Christ and hysterically screaming that he no longer wants to go to his clavichord lessons
CoolSexHaver 27 Sep, 2018 @ 5:50pm 
imagine getting jumped by some egyptian ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and one of them says 𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍 𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃺𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈀𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍳𓎳
CoolSexHaver 15 Aug, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
Away with you vile beggar! Your postulation is likely the vomited verbose by-product derived of some pretentious tabloid trough, filled with the speculative preconception of a blind parrot whose inept writings have inexplicably passed through bowls of some press-titute delinquent. Only to be squirted out our media's over-bloated rectum of base dis-inquisitive digression and negligent standards. Whereby it then sits to congeal and fester in the mouths of the dim-witted plebeian public. Who being more interested in celebry-tit fecal matter than true academia will tend to adulate the simplest of concocted magniloquent garbage and regurgitate it with some ill conceived notion of smug satisfaction at the prospect of lauding their views over their inherent betters, while brazenly shouting "my excreta is better than thine! Let me wipe it on your visage." So I'd thank you not to wipe your filthy conceited simpleton's conjecture all over circumstantiated explication.
CoolSexHaver 30 Nov, 2017 @ 5:17pm 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
CoolSexHaver 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:57am 
For simplicity we proceed under the assumption that the
cells lie within a chart symplectomorphic to a topological ball
in R2m. The problem splits into the problem on the boundary
jet and the homotopy problem for the interior of the cell.
Counting dimensions, we find that the first of these is
solvable provided the dimension of the isotropic submanifold
is moderately low. Let N , M be isotropic. A section X of TNM
is an isotropic normal field on N if it is everywhere independent
of TN and RX 1 TN is isotropic.
CoolSexHaver 10 Apr, 2017 @ 2:56am 
𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅! 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚
Rase Kenzo 24 Sep, 2016 @ 1:27am 
gg
Pass_The_Salt 9 Jul, 2016 @ 10:55am 
Yoooooooou
Gu Gu Ga Ga Nim 25 Feb, 2013 @ 7:59pm 
Best friend 2013
Janglerrr 17 Jan, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
play guns of icarus w/ me ♥♥♥♥♥
ZachkTV 12 Jan, 2013 @ 6:51pm 
REPORTED TO VAC UR GUNNA GET STEAM BANEND KID
[Wizard-☭f-Wang]Hati 30 Nov, 2012 @ 5:11am 
Total Kewl Cat
Adam 30 Sep, 2012 @ 9:52pm 
what if skeletons were real?
Adam 14 Jul, 2012 @ 8:01pm 
David 31 May, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
i likr yhr way u blush wen i kiss u n the way u curl up ur toes when i raspberry ur tummy
tatsudairo 28 Oct, 2011 @ 7:30pm 
:V
Jarshmellow 25 Aug, 2011 @ 8:32pm 
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Jarshmellow 25 Aug, 2011 @ 3:48pm 
zack was walkin2 gaytbar wit jersh n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so gay btw mak U cry.)
he sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
zachg cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
he got hit bi a CAR an dyed.
jarosh was cryin and went to pic up his body. he seed he was ded. he whsipered 2 he corpse
"I ment 2 sey *toques his sigar* blo it owt ur az " (dat mean he bloz it ot his azs)
ZachkTV 22 Aug, 2011 @ 10:27pm 
meor
Go to Sleep Child 20 Aug, 2011 @ 8:24pm 
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.)
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
she got hit bi a CAR an dyed.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. he seed she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)
OXYGOD 20 Aug, 2011 @ 6:38pm 
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.)
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
she got hit bi a CAR an dyed.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. he seed she was ded. he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)
>°))))彡 19 Aug, 2011 @ 3:11am 
Naddles is the most original character you'll find
OXYGOD 7 Aug, 2011 @ 2:00pm 
:3
Go to Sleep Child 6 Aug, 2011 @ 5:43pm 
I was searching google for some League of Legends Porn and found a site called hotsexyleagueoflegendsporn.com , after I proceeded to enter as my throbbing penis was ready to unleash all hell upon my keyboard. I decided to check out a video of Akali and Katarina eating each others poop, the sweet sight of my two favorite champions eating each other's poop was so delectable that I started to poop on my floor. I picked up the poop and rubbed it all over my penis and then started to watch a video about Annie getting raped by Fiddlesticks, then Teemo getting raped by Dr.Mundo, THEN Kayle and Leona scissoring, THEN Garen and his sister Lux having INCEST, THEN CHO'GATH AND KOG'MAW EATING OUT EVELYNN, THEN TARIC MASSAGING MORDEKAISER, THEN ALISTAR HAVING SEX WITH NUNU, THEN PHREAK JERKING OFF TO ALL OF THE CHAMPIONS DOING IT, Then with that the sweet release of my seeds hit my keyboard and then I logged into League of Legends and played solo ranked queue.
Go to Sleep Child 30 Jul, 2011 @ 7:45pm 
hot fanfiction vvv
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:13pm 
He released his seed deep with her and she came all over his ♥♥♥♥.

Panting and exhausted, she collapsed on top of his chest, his ♥♥♥♥ still within her tight, young depths.

They fell asleep by the fire, holding each other.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:13pm 
He was building her up again, but this time they would ♥♥♥ at the same time. He pulled out and gave her ass a nice hard slap, "you wanna ♥♥♥? ♥♥♥♥ me."

He laid down next to the fire, motioning her over to him. And she obeyed. In half a moment, she was the one on top, placing his throbbing ♥♥♥♥ at the entrance to her beautiful shaved ♥♥♥♥♥. She was dripping wet, more than she was when he made her ♥♥♥ earlier. She pressed him into her, and came down on top of it with a scream of pleasure, "Ahh! Yes!" Her hips rocked, pushing and pulling his member into her and bringing them both closer and closer. As she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him from the top, yelling out in total ecstasy, he sat up and held her. "Ohh! Ohh! Yes-", her moans became muffle kisses as Lawrence pressed his lips to hers. He pulled her hair, and gently bit her bottom lip. They were almost there, the climax built up as she road his hard ♥♥♥♥, and finally, she gave one last effort-they both came.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:12pm 
He pretty much rushed to her, grabbing her waist and with one fluid motion-rammed his entire length into her tight, velvet vice. "Ahh!" she dropped the moans, these were screams. As he pushed into her and held her tight, she pushed back. His hips went forward, hers went back. Every single inch went into looked back over her shoulder and watched him as they repeated the motion. His penetration was the best thing she had ever felt, and it got a little bit better. Lawrence leaned into the motion and gave it more power, and bit more of a grind. This slowed his speed, but he was able to reach around and hold both of her tits, he gently squeezed, playing and toying with her erect nipples. He bit her neck lightly and rammed into her tight ♥♥♥♥ a few more times. "Ahh! Ahh! OHH! LAWRENCE! AHHH!"
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:12pm 
He was panting, dripping sweat from all over. "Ohh, god Holo." But she didn't answer him. She just took his softening member in her hand and laid on top of Lawrence. "Is it over so soon? I was hopping you could make me ♥♥♥ a little bit more!" Lawrence sat up with her on his lap, and began sucking on her nipples, and playing with her breasts. She purred and moaned, and rubbed her clit a bit as he sucked on her tender breasts. Already, his softening ♥♥♥♥ began to grow back out, harder than before. "Ohh Lawrence, you do know what your doing!" she got off of his lap and went to the cart, placing both hands on the edge, and poking her ass out-her tail wagging. "C'mon, don't keep me waiting!"
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:12pm 
She pushed him onto his back, still shaken up a bit, but she grabbed his ♥♥♥♥ with one hand. A small dribble of pre-♥♥♥ oozed from the swollen tip and onto her hand. Holo lowered her head to his large shaft, lapping at the juice he had already let out. As she licked and kissed at the head, he let out small gasps, moaning quietly. "Ohh Holo, its amazing." She quit the licking motion, "amazing? Not even close." She opened her mouth wide, pulling in as much as she could, slightly gagging as she began to bob her head on his large ♥♥♥♥. "Ohh!" his silent moans quickly turned into load exclamations as she sucked and licked his shaft. She pulled it out, and stroked it, toying with his balls as she pumped her hand around the shaft. "Holo! I'm close!" Now he was the one arching his back. She ran her tongue along the entire length before kissing the tip and letting him unload into her mouth. She sucked and sucked, bringing every last drop into her mouth-then all at once, she swallowed it.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:12pm 
Holo squirmed and bucked, arching her back and gasping for breath, "Lawrence! Ohh, ohh yes!"

Through clenched teeth she moaned and breathed. He kept on, but added his fingers, rubbing her clit with just enough pressure to get her on the edge, but keep her from the climax. "Ahh! Lawrence! Please!" She pushed her hips up one more time, and Lawrence licked her harder, this time penetrating her tight walls with three fingers. She moaned out and began to ♥♥♥, an explosion of intense sexual furry. "Ohh! Ohh! Yes! Mmmm, ahh..Lawrence..." She laid on her back, quivering from the waves that pulsed over her. He leaned close to her ear, "your turn."
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:12pm 
She practically ripped her shirt as she struggled to get free and return to him. And soon enough, her clothes were off-everything. Lawrence had seen her naked before, and always been aroused, but this was in a new light. And things felt so much different. Her hands struggled as she began removing his clothes, but he stepped in and helped remove them. By the end of it, they both laid in the grass near the fire, fully exposed. He was rock hard, and she ground her small hips into his, pressing his erect ♥♥♥♥ into her swollen ♥♥♥♥♥. She was dripping wet, and pretty much just glided over his shaft. "Lawrence, I need you..please?" He gazed at her, those beautiful eyes begged for it, and he did to. "Anything for you." Then he flipped her over, but first i'll tease you like you have done to me.

He went down, his face between her legs and began licking at her tender and wet ♥♥♥♥♥. She had managed to keep herself well shaved. He began flicking his tongue and kissing at her with amazing skill.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:11pm 
"Lawrence?.." She looked away from the apple and into his eyes. Then, she slapped his hand, causing him to drop the apple, and before he could react-she had closed the gap and pressed her lips to his, locking them in an embrase like no other. He fell to the ground, her on top of him, and broke the kiss, "Holo?" She didn't reply-she just went in for another kiss, this time allowing her tongue to travel into his mouth, exploring it as her lips danced with his. Her hands ran through his hair, and slowly made their way down, into his pants. He could feel her small fingers gently caress his growing member. Ohh the ecstasy! Like nothing he had ever experienced! She tore her face from his, pulled her hands free and began removing her clothes.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:11pm 
It was far to small tonight. Yet, it made this valley seem, warm. A bit romantic.

Holo was laying down near the fire. The warm, red glow casting brilliant shades upon her light skin. Lawrence thought for a second as he stood near the cart. She's amazing. The hell with it, I love her! Hmm, I wonder if she feels the same. He reached into the cart, and pulled out a shiny and fresh red apple. The sweet and delicious morsel that she craved every day. "Holo, would you like an apple?" He held it out to her, smiling. She stood and just looked at it. It shone in a bright red-certainly a ripe treat. But she didn't reach for it.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:11pm 
Something he had been trying to do for months now, just happened in the blink of an eye. He tied the horse to the tall, aged oak, then proceded to build a fire-all the while thinking about how he had just kissed the girl of his dreams. Normally she flirts around, always trying to tease me-but never letting me get so close... Holo was always a mystery. The night Lawrence found her, she was naked. Nothing to cover her, and she felt right at home. But then she stole his best clothes. She would flirt, light an emotion they both felt, but she never let it pass on into anything was a indeed a mystery.

The fire was started, the horse fed, and at long last-night had fallen. The small patch of twinkling stars quickly grew into an army-thousands of bright and shiny specks, all dotting across the dark blue and black sky. But with the disappearance of the day time sun, came the cooling breeze and eery shimmer of the night time moon. And what a moon it was, nothing worth looking at of course.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:10pm 
He was taken back a bit, he had rarely seen her like this! Her normal attitude was to mock him, or show him up-but in flirtatious manner-always trying to help. She was always so confident, always so absolute. And here she was-Holo, The Wise Wolf, nearly in tears.

"Lawrence, I don't want to leave you.." She whispered, clearing up the tears. He scooted close to her and wrapped his arms around her, "Holo...we made a deal. I would take you home. Back to the north, but if you choose to stay, thats on you!" He ran his fingers through her long, red hair and gave her a light kiss on the cheek. "Holo, I don't want to leave you." She looked up at him. A sincerity in her eyes, "really?" He smiled, kissed her again, but this time on the lips. He ended the quick kiss- "what do you think?" All she could do was smile, and hug him. "Haha, alright we better stop and rest for the night."

He pulled the cart over near a tall oak tree and hopped out. I really just kissed her... A mild disbelief.
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:10pm 
Holo The Wise Wolf. She was even more beautiful than the weather, mountains, and sky that surrounded them. "Well, we have a few more days until we get to the next town. Hopefully the weather keeps up and we won't have to struggle to save the cargo!" Lawrence looked over his shoulder to the back of the cart-full of fox furs and wheat.

"I guess we'll need to set up camp, huh?" He gave a slight chuckle in Holo's direction.

"I guess so, not much else we can do." She smiled at him, but went back to being silent.

"Holo, are you okay? You haven't said much today."

She lowered her head, sighed, then in an almost whispered tone, "we made a deal. That you would take me back home, to the north."

Lawrence was a bit lost, "yes we made a deal. And we are heading north."

The young goddess looked to him-tears welling up in her eyes. "I know. Thats just it. Soon, i'll be but a memory to you."
Cardboard Butler Trade Banned 30 Jul, 2011 @ 5:10pm 
Lawrence looked down the road infront of the cart. The horizon was a blurry mixture of dark purples and blues, the evening sky glistening with the hundreds of twinkling stars. The moon was but a small thin crescent, glowing faintly from behind the cloudy sky, yet the setting sun warmed his back. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Mountains on both sides reminded him of the valley he traveled, and the wind blew lightly through the trees, tossing his light hair gently. As his horse trotted his cargo down the dirt path, he looked over to his right. She had the body of teenage girl, with the tail, ears and teeth of a wolf. Holo sat with one leg over the other, a coy smile on across her lips, and her ears erect. She swished her long beautiful tail around, and occasionally flipped her long red hair out of her eyes.

The Pagan goddess of the harvest. She once lived in the far north, but traded a happy life for one of work-helping to keep the wheat growing and the harvest healthy.
The-Muffin-Man!! 5 Jul, 2011 @ 7:38pm 
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Cerise 3 Jul, 2011 @ 2:13pm 
I heard you want Black ♥♥♥♥♥.
Percy Superstar 3 Jul, 2011 @ 2:00pm 
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WANT TO ♥♥♥♥ MYSELF
Microplastic Consumer 3 Jul, 2011 @ 1:10am 
YOU SUCK AT SUMMER CAMP ACHIEVEMENTS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAKA.
100% genuine mouse leather 2 Jul, 2011 @ 2:17pm 
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Go to Sleep Child 10 Jun, 2011 @ 4:50pm 
boom boom boom boom i want rojak in my room, to spend the night together, eating rojak forever
Beeps! 4 Jun, 2011 @ 12:25am 
Heyo man, catch ya around sometimes, take it easy and beat that ♥♥♥♥ up!
>°))))彡 5 May, 2011 @ 3:36am 
Softly gazing out into the night sky, rain again trickles down it's surface. Rain looks with a sweet smile how it streams down as it's illuminated by his tail, now resting close to the window. He then suddenly hears to small taps on the window and smiles even brighter, undoing both locks and opening it lightly so Vaporeon's soaked self can slip in. Using his tail to warm up the dripping Vaporeon he gently presses his muzzle to his which leads from a small kiss to a deep lovers kiss.

Rain gently lies onto his back as the dripping Vaporeon moves over him, moving it's muzzle down and softly cupping at Rains sheath. at the same time both the Charmander's hind paws press up against the Vaporeon's sheath and rub gently.

Flashes of lightning illuminate the room, it's 2am and the night is just starting...