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Recent reviews by The Valeyard

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11 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
So many knees to uncap...
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
384.2 hrs on record (154.0 hrs at review time)
One of the most challenging Tower Defence games I've ever played.

Weapons are varied enough for each to serve it's purpose. Nothing too advanced, though; weapons can be leveled-up and have a regenerating power-up that increases their abilities for a limited time. There are several attack abilities available directly to the player, such as a howitzer barrage.

The difficulty is nuts. I haven't been able to finish the last 2 maps; I've lost count of how many attempts I've made, and that's on easy difficulty. Later maps will have up to 50 waves, and the consequences for lazy strategies will be harsh when the later waves come.

Overall I give this one 75/100.
Posted 15 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.3 hrs on record
...Everybody poops.
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
A digitally metaphorical muffin of singe button lushness.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
605.6 hrs on record (225.9 hrs at review time)
Nothing to add that hasn't already been stated.
I thumbs-up from me.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Fun little puzzle game. The challenge lies in discovering how to achieve all the different endings.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.7 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
With a decent VR setup and steering wheel, this is a phenomenal experience.
Posted 24 November, 2018. Last edited 24 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Dark matter is a fool's excuse for gravity they can't account for... Turns out it's actually your mum.
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Love your shmups? Love your music? Now you can love them even more. B)
Posted 29 September, 2016. Last edited 29 September, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Ponies suck... Good thing this game doesn't.

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Lots of puzzle-solving (especially in the form of flowcharts masquerading as coding), with some reflex-based platforming that includes some basic shooting.

EDIT: The soundtrack: Chip-tunes with some bloody good composition. Buy the soundtrack. ♫
Posted 30 June, 2016. Last edited 1 July, 2016.
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