Ki is an idiot
Ki IRL [imgur.com]

"I got juggled by a wrench" -Ki 2018


"UAGAAUH, *disconnects*" -Ki 2018


"My profile is just....retarded." -Ki 2018


"My face is pretty memeable, just implode my lips, there ya go, 200 upvotes on reddit." -Ki 2018


"Who needs quality subtitles?" -Ki 2018


"a baby waiting to be born is chasing me." -Ki 2018


"when in doubt just say the n-word" - Ki 2018


"farmville is my favorite game" -Ki 2019


"am currently talking to autism humanified." -Ki 2019


"0 kills just means a lot of room for improvement" -Ki 2019


"bear-kun is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good!" -Ki 2019


"how are blasians so good?" -Ki 2019


"I'm your imp, you either start the madness and I follow or I start it and you torture them." -Ki 2019


"Why are we still in Danny Devito?" -Ki 2019


"It will fit, I can do this.. THERE WE GO!" - Ki 2019


"Who plants a bomb in Panda Express?" -Ki 2019


"I'm not sleeping with sleepy, hello?" -Ki 2019


"It was on a Japanese website." - Ki 2019


"Are you ready to queue? Are you naked?
...
I hope nobody in my house heard that.." -Ki 2019


"Stop taking pictures of your penis." -Ki 2019


"Duck drifters and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars." -Ki 2019


"I missed the hole too" -Ki 2019


"Let me whip my Nintendo DS out real quick" -Ki 2019


"I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of sun chips" -Ki 2019


"Why does my phone smell like oil?
...

now it smells like a sharpie." -Ki 2019


"That asian boy is going very fast." -Ki 2019


"Why does my lip itch?" -Ki 2019


"I just ate some toast" -Ki 2019


"popping popcorn to watch porn" -Ki 2019


"Who the ♥♥♥♥ is latina?" - Ki 2019


"♥♥♥♥ you, I'm not gonna even pop my ♥♥♥♥." - Ki 2019


"I remember every month I would wait for the wiggles would come on TV and I'd be like OH ♥♥♥♥, THATS MY ♥♥♥♥! And then it wouldn't come on for a month and I'd be sad, I'm retarded, I mean I was more retarded then." - Ki 2019


"my afro is getting in the way of my gameplay" -Ki 2019


"Hydration is key if you're gay" -Ki 2019


"I'm fixing to take a shower and drink all the water." -Ki 2019


"WOOO, I JUST DOWNED THAT WATER!! *BURRRRRRRRRRRP*" -Ki 2019


"I just got back from masturbating in the shower, it only lasted like a minute." -Ki 2019


"I like my coffee like how I like my coffee" - Ki 2019


"I am bleach." -Ki 2019


"12 and a half is almost legal in Japan!" -Ki 2019


"Wait come back im a bird AUGH AUGH AUGH AWWW" -Ki 2019


"Dude, your dad climbed the house" - Ki 2019


"someone just busts into your house and makes a hole in the wall and then they say '♥♥♥♥ this wall, I'm putting a door here'" -Ki 2019


"I'm going to choose the character that most resembles a ♥♥♥♥ so that you can SUCK me" -Ki 2019


"yo can anyone airdrop me 60 frames" -Ki 2019


"this is like 4 men" -Ki 2019


"I'm going in baby" -Ki 2019


"Just make her suck my clit" -Ki 2019


"I'm getting gangbanged by babies and dragons. ♥♥♥♥." -Ki 2019


"when you die before you get to naenae" -Ki 2019


"ayo winston churchill can you pass the ak bro" -Ki 2019


"I am trying to divorce my cat" - Ki 2019


"I'm a white christian" - Ki 2019


"♥♥♥♥ it, let's be wholesome." -Ki 2019


"I am Yabba Dabba Doo" -Ki 2019


"Ima just beyblade in the street" -Ki 2019


"rest in peace boob ninja" -Ki 2019


"movement is ♥♥♥♥" -Ki 2021


"I rage, I leave" -Ki 2021


"♥♥♥♥ off you lagged my whole game" -Ki 2021


"I'm pretty sure I'm a stripper." -Ki 2021


"I can be a stripper early!" -Ki 2021

"slenderman shoved this little girl on a wall" -Ki 2021