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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
74.9 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Don't listen to the idiots crying over silly crap.
The game is absoloutely great and you dont need to spend any money to do anything.

Get the game, love it and pass the knowledge on.
Posted 22 March, 2024.
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13.3 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Gibbe the honks
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
54.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
People ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about low frames.
I am on max settings getting good frames constant.

Yall need to get better hardware.
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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28.9 hrs on record
This game lets you ride a horse into a massive battle.
A battle where you fire all your arrows into them then retreat.
Then attack again with all of your arrows back.
Rinse repeat, you have just killed a king.
GG
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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83.2 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Que fixed. Is good now.
Posted 29 September, 2021. Last edited 12 November, 2021.
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7.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Named myself Carrot as per usual, found I could be orange, then found I could wear leaves as my hat.
10/10 love this game.
Posted 22 September, 2020.
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19 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
For anyone who now is confused what this is - Infestation survivor stories / the new Z
Because the game was an absoloute mess of microtransactions and bad design they rebranded it numerous times to try to trick people to play it again.
Posted 26 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
85.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is highly addictive, has a mystery to it and always provides a challenge.

At first, like many others I thought this to be a cave explorer, with the rough goal to get as low as possible.
WRONG.
There are MANY things to do and see above ground, as there are below.
Cryptic messages and hidden secrets, spell combinations and bendable rules.
Where you think an item has only one use, think again.
That bottle of blood? Toxic and fire repellent.
Pollymorphic potions? a way to get on top of a mountain... Or just blow the side off with bombs or something.
This game is in early access, but dayum. What a game so far.

EDIT: You can hold down to drink EVERY liquid, and eat corpses.
As such, I once drank literally all of the water in the tree.
No idea how the noita guy can drink all that without peeing.
EDIT 2: The random starting class mod is fun as heck.
Posted 26 September, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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12.3 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Am diabetic now
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
*Please read the bottom before complaining.*
Im going to keep it simple.
Its good, but as good as it is now, you would be better off sticking to garrys mod gamemodes.
The game has an intricate leveling system that has to be used while being attacked, but has no real meaning at this point.
Gameplay is easy, zombie pathing is broken and easy to exploit, weapons pickups are pointless as nothing beats the standard pistol in pvp.

LITTLE TO NO CHARACTER CUSTOMISATION.
Pick a character, and maybe, just maybe you will have an extra hat to use.

NO SPRINT, instead there is a janky slide technique.
Powerups that dont really affect the game.
Completely destroying in a deathmatch is fun but gets boring. HOWEVER I did not really run into any skilled players.

Overall, from what I did play, I was extremely dissapointed and did not hit what expectations i was given on the store page.

**IT IS EARLY ACCESS AND CAN/WILL CHANGE.**

Dont let my review change your opinions, try it for yourself.
I did not play much of this game, it may appeal to others, but it completely lost my interrest.

As it stands, I cannot and will not, reccomend this game.
Posted 20 July, 2016. Last edited 20 July, 2016.
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