Zevalh
Colorado, United States
I'mma go over to that ♥♥♥♥♥'s house late at night. I'mma have that ♥♥♥♥♥ so horny, I'mma leave that ♥♥♥♥♥'s place, he might leave on a night light. Blue balls when I go over there and spit it. I might lift up his balls, jack his ♥♥♥♥ off but don't let him hit. I'mma bend over in front of him, spread cheeks, let him take a sniff. I might even let him rub the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the clit, he try to slide in, I pull out, bust clips. ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't make enough money to hit this. I'm about a bag, a check, a dollar. I come through, catch you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' a scallywag ♥♥♥♥♥, I'mma bust caps and make the ♥♥♥♥♥ holler. Ooh la la when he see me. I got him suckin' on a pacifier, the same ♥♥♥♥ I used to call it when I was a kid, call it baba. Got him on his knees like a dog when I'm walkin. A ♥♥♥♥♥ look too long at my ass, I'mma turn around, pull out the glock, and chalk him.
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I'mma go over to that ♥♥♥♥♥'s house late at night. I'mma have that ♥♥♥♥♥ so horny, I'mma leave that ♥♥♥♥♥'s place, he might leave on a night light. Blue balls when I go over there and spit it. I might lift up his balls, jack his ♥♥♥♥ off but don't let him hit. I'mma bend over in front of him, spread cheeks, let him take a sniff. I might even let him rub the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the clit, he try to slide in, I pull out, bust clips. ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥, you don't make enough money to hit this. I'm about a bag, a check, a dollar. I come through, catch you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' a scallywag ♥♥♥♥♥, I'mma bust caps and make the ♥♥♥♥♥ holler. Ooh la la when he see me. I got him suckin' on a pacifier, the same ♥♥♥♥ I used to call it when I was a kid, call it baba. Got him on his knees like a dog when I'm walkin. A ♥♥♥♥♥ look too long at my ass, I'mma turn around, pull out the glock, and chalk him.
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Zevalh 30.4. klo 20.05 
no sorry i can't bench your lardass mother
Krimorx 30.4. klo 20.03 
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us.
wormhound ᵔᴥᵔ 28.4. klo 5.39 
+rep i think this guy has average or above average hygiene
Military Industrial Complex Simp 26.5.2024 klo 14.31 
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Stewy 13.2.2021 klo 3.14 
+rep American.
Krimorx 1.12.2020 klo 6.36 
I just knew I had a bigger heart then him, ya know? He calls himself a man but he likes to put his hands on women, so forget that guy i've got much more heart then he has, ya know? Where Ronda Rousey's fine ass at?