My name is Jacob. I am going to change my name to Juuzou. I have over 300 anime posters in my room, and I go cosplaying every week. On Wednesdays I go to McDonald's and I eat burgers. Then, I go home and watch anime. Anime is everything. At night I get to sleep with my kawaii waifu, my body pillow of Kagome from the anime InuYasha. I have sex with her every Tuesday. My only friend is Jake from statefarm, so now I save 15% or more on car insurance. I am also a master at killing people with my katana. I have been learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone for 3 weeks now, so I practically speak Japenise.


Shout out to YoloKas & SonnyBlack50 for making the steam backgrounds