Horny? I was horny once. They put me in a cage. A ♥♥♥ cage. A ♥♥♥ cage for femboys, and femboys make me horny.
Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A frog pond. A frog pond full of chemicals, and the chemicals made me gay.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

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