Install Steam
login | language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese) 繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese) 日本語 (Japanese) 한국어 (Korean) ไทย (Thai) Български (Bulgarian) Čeština (Czech) Dansk (Danish) Deutsch (German) Español - España (Spanish - Spain) Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America) Ελληνικά (Greek) Français (French) Italiano (Italian) Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian) Magyar (Hungarian) Nederlands (Dutch) Norsk (Norwegian) Polski (Polish) Português (Portuguese - Portugal) Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil) Română (Romanian) усский (Russian) Suomi (Finnish) Svenska (Swedish) Türkçe (Turkish) Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese) Українська (Ukrainian) Report a translation problem
░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄
░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░██▄▀▄
░░░▄▀░░▄▀▀▀▄░░░░█░░░▀▀░█▀▄
░░░█░░█▄░░░░█░░░▀▄░░░░░▐░█
░░▐▌░░█▀░░░▄▀░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▀░░█
░░▐▌░░█░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░▐▌░░░▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐
░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄░░░░░░▐
░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░▄░░░░░█░░░░░░▐
░░░█░░░░░░░░░▀█▄░░▄█░░░░░░▐
░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░▐
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⣿⣿⣿ ⢀ ⣿⣿⡿⣿⣦
⣿⣿ ⡖ ⣿⡏ ⢹⣿
⣿ ⢸⣧⣤⣤⣤⢾⣿⣿⡇ ⢻⡆ ⣾
⢿⡟ ⣿⣷⣀ ⣿⡆ ⣿
⡿ ⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣸⣿
⢀⡞ ⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿
⢸ ⢀⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿
⢀⡼ ⣼⣿⣿
⡇ ⢀ ⢿⣿
⢰ ⢀
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
everytime i go by a mickey d's i just have to go in and get myself a big mac because im a big boy
big boys eat big macs, i know it mainly tastes like lettuce but i live for the classics