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Just curious did Kuaza and ya ever make the AuCg game you guys mentioned a while back?

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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doesnt even have the nuts to tell me he loves me

''Don’t talk to me unless you want to play either quake champions, quake live, quake world, quake 2, quake 3 arena, quake 4, unreal tournament 99, ut2004, ut3, ut4, doom 2 mods, doom 3, doom 2016, doom eternal, half life dm, deathmatch classic, hl2dm, Warsow, warfork, cocaine diesel, reflex arena, ratz instab, shotgun farmers, diabotical, shoot mania, painkiller, cube 2 sauerbraten, urban terror, wolfenstein enemy territory, call of duty 1 mp, open fortress, goat of duty, kingpin mp, sin mp, titanfall 2, duskworld, halo master chief collection, worms rumble, midair community edition, krunker, roblox hellreaver, xonotic, alien arena, the specialists, master arena, mf arena, open arena rat mod, toxxik, or quake champions: doom edition.'' lol

First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb". I didn't study half a semester of Japanese history and do a google maps tour of Tokyo so that some uncultured swine would walk around calling me a weeb like its an insult. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. And yes, I will be visiting Japan for the first time next year when air travel costs go down.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hi, I added you to ask a question about the vintage warrior's spirit you own.

Hi, I added you to ask a question about the vintage warrior's spirit you own.

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Eric you little ♥♥♥♥ respond immediately. Where are you? Do you think this is funny? Do you think I am some little thing you can throw away like trash? Do you think I am trash, Eric? Take a look at yourself in the mirror the sound of your squealing voice like a pig piggy oink oink hahaha it makes me laugh Eric to hear you boohoo cry little pig ♥♥♥♥ squeal.

Eric I'm sorry to offend you I did not intent the pig comment but I am frustrated because you are still playing hide and hide and hide and hide and hide and I CANNOT SEE ERIC YOU KNOW I CANNOT SEE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ERIC

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We're DONE with the Libtards! First they take away our COLORS, then our GUNS, and now our POLICE! REPOST if you agree!

No you’re NOT a gamer

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game and it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we’ll be friends.

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I punch my walls. I punch my walls all day. Every morning I wake up and I say “I am going to punch my walls today.” It’s not a hobby or some fad; it’s a lifestyle. It’s a way of telling the universe who’s boss. Sometimes you just need to remind everyone within a 30 foot radius of your walls that you do mean business and that business is mean. Over the course of the past five years I have dedicated over 65% of my working income purely to the purchasing of Spackle. Everyday after I punch my wall I grab a tub of Spackle and repair the new hole I created. Sometimes if I feel that I have done a really good job that day at punching my wall I’ll lick the leftover Spackle off my fingers as a little treat to myself to say, “good job, pal.”

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I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.

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I purchased the 3m n95 respirator for my grandmother’s cat, because I wish to protect her pet from the harmful effects of COVID-19 airborne allergens.

Firstly, let me state that this mask was not actually advertised for use upon cats. But it also wasn’t advertised to not be used upon cats. So had to make some minor adjustments to its fitting but this was easily accomplished with a manicure scissors my grandmother keeps in her bathroom medicine cabinet.

All in all, I’d say the mask works as advertised. It fits the cats face securely and over the last 36 hours, she has suffered no visible signs of infection. Of course I must remove the mask to allow the cat to eat, but I feed her within a secured bathroom in which I’ve placed four air filtration devices. After feeding, I replace her n95 mask.

The n95 mask can be adjusted via 3m’s app and is quickly rechargeable via a standard USB port. I will probably purchase a second mask.

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Good Day ma'am,

Please pardon my interruption. At the risk of sounding rude &/or impolite, I would like to express to you that the Physique of your body frame is one that I would like to believe would be very pleasurable to experience for several hours.

Thank you for allowing me to see you. Have a nice day!

Again, I apologize for the interruption.

Hey Zyro, it's Skeezix. How are ya?

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biggest nerd I ever knew

arguably the most toxic person i've met in the past 2 years, added him after meeting him in pictochat. He wanted to fight me in this weird overwatch clone, "team fortress 2" (had to install to my Hard Disk).

he kept throwing out insults like "stop trying" after he'd abuse broken weapons (yes, the cow mangler is a broken weapon). I dont own or vouch for these pay-to-win strategies. after, he kept me added just to insult me every now and then ("happy new years ♥♥♥♥♥♥").

overall disappointing person, be weary of who you meet in pictochat

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Listen you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥'s your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing Russian? You get in my face with that I'll beat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥. You piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ You ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥er. Listen ♥♥♥♥head, you've ♥♥♥♥ing crossed the line. Get that through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing head. Stop pushing your♥♥♥♥♥♥ You're the people who've ♥♥♥♥ed this country over and gangraped the♥♥♥♥♥♥out of it and lost an election, so stop shooting your mouth off claiming that I'm the enemy. You got that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son of a ♥♥♥♥♥. Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are ♥♥♥♥ing fighting words, excuse me.

The goldfish logo 'The snack that smiles back' implies that the goldfish cracker is sentient enough to not only understand that I am smiling, but it also has the facial muscles to copy and return the facial expression to me, all the while aware of it's impending fate of being eaten. Furthermore, this slogan implies that the people who create the goldfish crackers have dominion over artificial life and the ability to create it, all the while granting the sentient cracker edibility. Does this mean the people who make goldfish crackers are hinting that they have the key to life? And good nutritious Edible Yellow Fish?

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