Lethal Company is when:
> The more buggy the more fun the game
> You come to read the meme names of other lobbies before playing with friends
> A toilet in a ship is more useful than a 4th player in a random lobby
> You were lucky only once - when there was an eclipse on all the planets
> You're very happy with a closed door if there's a Thumper behind it
> You don't expect a two-armed shark to jump the span to you so quickly
> You hate these deaths from falling
> You understand that even though you still won’t have enough money to reach the profit quota, you will sell scrap to the end
> You can die on a safe planet from a ladder bought by a friend
> You understand that a jetpack is a bad idea to buy after death
> You're lucky if the turrets spawn inside objects
> Jester runs after you like you run after your crush
> Ryuk from Death Note has eaten apples and is coming for you
> When you understood the Wise Mystical Tree's advice too late
> Spore Lizard is more scary than a Ghost Girl
> Hoarding Bugs remind you of your homies
> Risk Levels means nothing to Earth Leviathan
> You feel like Thomas Vercetti on forest maps
> You need titanic nerves when you fall to your death with a ton of loot from a ladder on Titan
> Blind dogs can see better than your friend can see a mine under him
> The game in the rain may end with the first jump
> The company fires you as an imposter

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