Recent reviews by Simon Cowell

only can win teams no solo gud game 10/10

Absolutely incredible, i fell in love with the series ever since downfall and the cat lady, rem is such a perfect story teller and i am itching to find out what else he has in store for us.
absolutely recommended 10/10

Blew my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind, insane remake and they even brought back the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the fridge.
if only U3 was still in the game and that maze section it would have been the perfect remake but dude, where are they all going...Bingo?

I hate this game with all my heart, i keep asking my friends to play rise of nations instead of this aids infested cesspool of ♥♥♥♥ but of course they prefer a game where resources are more scarce than finding an albino white man.

if you like playing this game you surely love being suspended by your balls.
hidden path ahead but whole

i played it so much during my lifetime i sped ran it nearly got a WR but also managed to learn every single dialogue in the game but one thing still stayed the same after looking under ashley's skirt in the church is that my temptation to kill her is still there like she says the most obvious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing ever like she really is a dumb blonde... but the real question is boys where is everyone going? bingo?

just beautiful

cant even start the game let alone even get to the main menu almost screwed up my computer trying to fix it its unfixable might as well wait for forza horizon 5 to come out this is so poor especially for the price i paid

such a great game it feels like budokai but with more provided love the visuals and gameplay aspects its actually so good

so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good man although not as scary as the original amnesia but damn did it make me s*h*i*t myself XD
buy it, it is so worth it