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Recent reviews by Revan

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Future DLC hinges on how this performs. I beseech thee, brothers and sisters, and any who may fall in between, bask in the light of the Emperor and join us for the next adventure
Posted 24 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
133.6 hrs on record (88.9 hrs at review time)
I have to be honest, I'm so used to Abelard handling this stuff. Game good, so good I await the next DLC HAPPILY. Luv Me Emprah
Posted 24 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I ♥♥♥♥ and came
Posted 31 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.0 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game is a damn gem. I've been looking forward to this. Everything I hoped for and more, the setting, acting, music, combat and especially travelling and exploration is incredible. Far from your generic linear action adventure. The intro alone drew me in, and the characters all felt real with their own story and life. Solid 9/10 for me.
Posted 15 November, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5,312.4 hrs on record (1,440.6 hrs at review time)
This game has broke my heart more than a bad marriage and I keep coming back
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 27 July, 2021.
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16 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Bought this DLC, didn't give me any of the units listed, or any units for that matter. Will change if this is fixed.
Posted 8 May, 2017.
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102 people found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
703.9 hrs on record (63.1 hrs at review time)
God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it You can not play this ♥♥♥♥ with friends we sit here in queues for hours to get in and instantly get kicked out survive with friends more like go ♥♥♥♥ yourself with a rusty cactus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Posted 2 March, 2017. Last edited 2 March, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
223.9 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
Don't believe some faggy autistic buttmad half aborted window lickers fool you, this games a solid 9/10.
Posted 13 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
34.3 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BALL SACKS IN FORT KNOX. IS THIS THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT IN THE FAR CRY SERIES? YOU BET YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ON THE STREETS TO PAY FOR IT IT IS. WHAT HAS BEEN UPDATED FROM THE THIRD? I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW THERE'S ELEPHANTS AND ♥♥♥♥, AND A LITTLE TWIRLY WHIRLY LAWN MOWER YOU CAN RIDE IN THE SKY. THAT'S RIGHT, INSTEAD OF MOWING THE LAWN YOU CAN MOW SOME OPPRESSIVE ♥♥♥♥ LORDS. BRING DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM TO THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP LAND, DON'T LIKE TWIRLY WHIRLYS AND ELEPHANTS? WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥'S WRONG WITH YOU? ANYWAY, YOU SILLY ♥♥♥♥ THERE'S STILL MORE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPEEDY BUGGY THING THAT GOES AFSTER THAN SONIC ON CRACK. LIKE BIG BOUNCING TITS? GO STARE AT THEM AT THE ARENA. ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STILL READING THIS? WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DUDE BUY IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OR YOU'RE A TERRORIST. A FREEDOM, ELEPHANT, TWIRLY WHIRLY HATING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. GET YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ (OR YOUR CLIT HEY I DON'T JUDGE) OUT OF YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAND, AND WASD THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THIS., UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED.
Posted 9 February, 2015.
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