Ball-Stabbing Emmanuel McCoy the Angelenidez County ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rode into the town of Deepthroat Gulch hoping to sell a rabbit he caught
On his way into the saloon he tracked mud over the favored smoking spot of Half-Chinese Jesus Smith the Commanche-Raping Dandy of Dryball Basin, prompting the latter to challenge McCoy to a duel at three nanoseconds past dawn on the 2nd Tuesday of the week (as was local custom)
The two gunslingers met at the agreed upon hour in the famous Pissdringer alley. McCoy who lost both his arms serving as a barber in the eleventh Hunkpapa Rebellion of 1888 had to shoot his piece by affixing it to his ♥♥♥♥
McCoy was shot in the toe and died of syphilis in the next minute.
The victorious Smith would go on to enter American myth by single handedly raping the entire Arakwaw tribe in 1896 the following year

So I (m23) was having a walk near my local river, I was somewhat drunk as I came back from a night with my friends (I have this one friend who is a femboy and I think he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his cousin) and felt really horny, so horny that I had to sit down near the river and start jerking off furiously, without even caring about all the animals that were staring at me. And then it happened, a small, green frog jumped on my penis, she was just so small and sexy, I couldn't take it, feeling her on my ♥♥♥♥ was amazing, so I did what every sane man would have done: I grabbed her and raped the ♥♥♥♥ out of her, forcing myself into her as she screamed in pleasure, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her until I came deep inside her frogussy. Tho the pressure inside her was too strong and she ended up flying away like a rocket, clashing into a rock and falling back into the river. Best. Sex. Ever

oh dude you changed your name for opposite day! haha so funny! happy opposite day 9/1/21!

This is my battlefield 1 addiction attack the most serious one, lying in bed, desperately reading the Bible to make me calm, has been scratching my eyes, thinking that watching Reddit will be ok, however, everyone is posting 1, eyes are getting bigger and bigger to burst , desperately hit my eyes, really don't know what to do, I'm really going crazy about 1. I lie in bed will think 1, I take a shower will think 1, I go out will think 1, I walk will think 1, I take a car will think 1, I work will think 1, I play mobile phone will think 1, I really feel like evil, my obsession with 1 seems to be sick, I am so lonely ah! It's so lonely! You know what? Every night, my eyes are boiling hot, my eyes can't stand 1 , my battlefield 1😭😭😭

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