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Aggie: I was peeing for dad and brother maybe, and theirs are going down
Me: excuse me what?
Me: pee for the whole family why don't you
Me: Now that's something I can get behind!
Aggie and I:...yes?
Random: I could tell, you gave him your AK.
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Aggie: That's not what you said but yeah.
Me: wait what'd I say?
Aggie: "Wasn't that so romantic?"
-Aggie
Random kid on a bike:
Oh my days! She's dressed like a fairy!
Aggie: so what do they have to do?
Me: Hit the triple 20, 3 times.
Aggie: 4 times?
Me, repeating: 3 times.
Aggie: 4 TIMES?!
Me, not hearing: What?
Aggie: I rest... for a while.
Me: I don't think that's what I heard.
Just a bunch of floor buddies"
For context, it was me, Aggie and the cat.
Sit.
Aggie: *slowly points behind us*
This one...?
Me: You're a sandwich
Aggie: Ayyo what the ♥♥♥♥???
ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵘˡˡ ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ ᵒ ⁿᵘᵗʳᶦᵉⁿᵗˢˀ
Aggie: I'm sensitive :c
Me: That's what I said, isn't it?
Because my girlfriend is a ready meal.
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is s̴̡̯͗̈̿͘h̴͈͍̺̒̈̑̄̋͗͊̈́͝ò̷̤͐ȑ̶̡̡̛͙͎̲͖͍̹̦͋̿̒͊̓͋̕t̶̢̳̼̘͕̮̦̉͜.̴̛̤̼́̎̑̃͌̐͑͊ͅ
Sooo, any kids?
The film was boring anyway. (though I didn't find it boring)
Sounds about right for Aggie to ask this of me.
:^)
| = You are allowed to go! Be free electron.
Free free free
Charlie: You're getting tipsy?
Aggie:A̷̫̓n̵̳̽d̸̨͌ ̶̜̉S̸̟̎c̷̢̀ö̶̻́t̷͙̊t̷ ̩ï̸̻s̷͍̈́h̷̻̀
Charlie: Oh, sorry. I should have included the Scottish.
Me: 🙄
woofwoofwoofwoof
Me: A.......what?
Aggie: You know, a biological bomb, it's what our family calls when you put a bunch of dirty laundry together...
Me: What the ♥♥♥♥...
*Aggie waves her hand*
Aggie: Money byebye! :)