typical racist

ni hao

+rep insane mordhau gamer just needs to work on parry timing, swing manip, footwork, chambering, hard reading, feinting, double parrying, stamina management, not cftping, stouty jumping, mix ups, awareness, movement, 1vX, jawline, managing distance, dodging, micro dragging, camera positioning, understanding initiative, late riposting, Xv1, personal hygene, not gambling, and punishing misses.

hey uh... spotted you across the duelyard... *stares at ground* s-sorry if this is a little forward, but i think you're *pushes fingers together* p-p-pretty cute. ahhh im sorry, im such a dweeb *kicks dirt* hopefully youll forgive me for being so creepy but... i really think youre beautiful. your armor fits you in the nicest way, and forgive me for b-being a weirdo... but i think your butt looks nice in that chainmail skirt... GAH did i just say that ooo im so sorry *blushes and covers mouth* i really didnt mean anythin by it im so sorry.... please dont hate me. if you totally dont think of me as a creep by now then maybe we can duel some time *flourishes* hey... cmon... flourish back *flourishes* hello? *sword salutes* y-you there? *feints you* hello??? wake up??? cmon duel me! what are you doing! stop ignoring me!!! *flourishes* what are you doing! *jump kicks you* cmon! *feints you*.... why cant we just... yknow duel? pleaaaase? okay im sorry haha.... sorry... can we duel now?

rep After a good game in mordhau, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great mordhau and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a duel party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I punched him and then wiggle stab his ass. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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