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My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.
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ur bootyful
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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man.
but now i'm feeling kinda used
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII
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Euphoric/10 its alright -IGN