Thank you for the amazing epic of emperor no pls

This guy won't stop playing ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ simulators when is he gonna stimulate my prostate next smh

dear emperor no pls,
bro… you actually did it. you became emperor in eso. like… the actual emperor. the big cheese. the cyrodiilic overlord. the dude with the crown and the infinite stamina rolls. who let this happen??? seriously though, massive congrats. you clawed your way through lag, zergs, betrayal, and probably 37 hours without sleep to slap your name on that ruby throne. you pressed “e” on all the keeps like a true champion. your enemies? folded. your alliance? carried. your fingers?

probably broken. but hey, that’s the price of greatness.
you’ve gone from “no pls” to “yes bow before me peasants.” your reign shall be remembered in song, legend, and maybe a few salty reddit threads. the battlefield is now your personal dance floor and you’re moonwalking all over the competition in emperor robes. enjoy the buffs, the bragging rights, and the divine right to say “i am no pls, the emporer” to literally anyone. just don’t forget us little folks when you’re sitting on your imperial beanbag throne sipping skooma and commanding armies with emotes.
long may you meme, oh mighty emperor no pls. and remember: with great power comes great… repair bills? idk

I became an emperor in ESO now congratulate me

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