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Its hard like my coffee i mean sex

i was moved to such an extent that tears welled up in my eyes causing me to re-evaluate my life

I have decided to leave a review for this game.

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clunky dodgy melee...

Greetings fellow steam users !!. Long time twin-stix veteran here. Was given a key for the purpose of laying down my highly respected, and at the same time completely disregarded, two-cents on this small slice of rather obscure pie, in the the extremely under-appreciated niche we call the swin stick shooter genre.

Personally i would describe PION as a semi lite rogue-like non twin stick shooter. I say non twin stick, because i had much greater success using the keyboard and mouse. Each to his own though. (And also the fact that it was just a slight mission to get the controller working in the settings)

I would say in its current state (patch 0.264) the game is somewhat unfinished and definitely in need of some polishing required. However buried within the mildly clunky controls and somewhat non intuitive game mechanics there is a solid rogue-like element. I found the difficulty curve quite harsh and after like 10 tries had no passed the third boss. But i found the roge like element grabbed me somewhat and i felt compelled to hit the restart button time and time again, while feeling that subtle grip of the roguelike element i have come to love so much.

After quite a few tries a was curious as to how my progress stacked up against the rest of the leaderboards.... Didnt compare too well to the top player but at least i was within the top ten. What can i say.

Anyways while in need of some work PION has all the elements of a solid twin stick. Look forward to some content in the updates. Hats off the the devs!!

Retardedly difficult. Thanks for the sleepless nights.

what the.. where did my weekend go?

ugh gross.

don't bother. waste of time.