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You say 我爱 (wo ai ni)for friends and girls you like, you say 给我 的鸡巴(gei wo ni de ji ba)for a more serious relationship and you say 我想 吃我的屎吧(wo xiang ni chi wo de shi)to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule
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